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I am God, FYI
@iamgod.fyi
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I grant prayers.
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Clearly under assault in Newakies.
There's a ton more. #bsky #spam #scam
August 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
iamgod.fyi
7% of all dolls are demonically possessed.

We keep a lot of stats up here. To the surprise of other mathematicians, only 61% of statisticians go to Hell.

#memes #horror
[creepy evil dolls] Antique dolls for sale. sometimes they move but Psalm 91 calms them down
August 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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#memes #puns
I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him “Are you the friar?” He replied “No, I’m the chip monk...”
July 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Pssst. Go left.

#politics #memes #Epstein
[Fork in the road meme] Left: Admit liberals were right. Right: Support a child molester. MAGA stands undecided.
July 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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#memes
Ah, fresh produce!
Sign: "One strawberry per child please, thank you!" Image: Plate of bright red reaper/scorpion peppers
July 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Pride cometh before a fall.
noun: 1. A supporter of policies that are socially progressive and promote social welfare
July 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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#climate
Illuminated page: I gave you dominion over the Earth. Not permission to deep-fry it. Dipshits.
July 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM