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Dick Van Dyke Outlives Dick Cheney

(Tip o’ the hat to 🎩 @hansmollman.bsky.social for the spin)

#DickCheney #DickVanDyke
Masthead: The Daily D*ck Pic Tribune | Date: 11/4/2025 | Tagline: Is it in yet? | Headline: Dick Van Dyke Outlives Dick Cheney | Lede: [image: angry potato with crown and toilet plunger scepter] DickTater reacts: “Yeah, I heard he died, tragic, very sad. But how can they tell?” | Photos of laughing Dick Van Dyke and squinting Dick Cheney both cc by-SA 2.0 Gage Skidmore.
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day!
November 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Disgraced and convicted former US Rep George Santos tweets that he’s leaving NYC because Zohran Mamdani will likely be elected Mayor. Qasim Rashid Esq. replies, So, in other words, Mamdani isn’t even mayor yet and convicted criminals are already fleeing Mew York City. Wow, Zohran is good at his job.
October 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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… and a couple more.
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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More photos….
October 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Awesome speakers, awesome turnout!
#nokings #nokingstacoma #tacoma #8647 #getkraken

(Photos by Husband Unit — so sad I had to miss it)
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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#nokings
October 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Happy #RaptureDay!
(Follow me for more #lifestyle tips).
“Some helium blowup dolls… “[photo of life-size blowup dolls floating upwards against the pouring rain—like the Rapture—as a stunned motorist pulls over to watch]… “Watch people lose their minds.”
September 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Yikes!
August 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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The local deer population have very kindly allowed us two peaches from our small tree this year, a 200% annual increase from last year.
Photo of two ripe, freshly-picked peaches.
July 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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When Mitch McConnell’s not looking like a turtle, he looks like a sink faucet.
Photo of Sen. Mitch McConnell next to a top-view photo of a sink faucet with goggle-eyed handles, a nose-like faucet and a gaping, thin-mouthed overflow drain.
July 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Thanks, “Washingtonians for a Brighter Future.” This BS flier makes me want to vote for Zev Cook even more. 🤣🌹
July 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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A reminder.
July 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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So this isn’t news, it’s a 🚨WARNING🚨to travelers flying in the US. If you’ve been checking your luggage since, oh, um, 1/20 (*never* to be confused with 4/20), that hack won’t fly any more. TSA will be enforcing that ban on lithium 🔥 batteries & coming for your dab pen.
From the DailyExpress US edition: Title: TSA is confiscating popular travel accessory unannounced at airport checkpoints Description: The Transportation Security Administration has issued a warning on certain popular items that are currently restricted to checked luggage, and must now be placed in carry-on luggage, due to a potential fire hazard The Daily Express is a right-wing UK tabloid: (https://www.the-express.com/travel/travel-news/173590/popular-travel-accessory-tsa-confiscating-unannounced-airport-checkpoints-what-you-need-kn/)
June 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Happy belated May Day!

#tacomawa #mayday #8647 #solidarity #evergreenresistance #tacomastrong
Huge crowd gathering at Tollefson Plaza in Tacoma, WA for the 2025 May Day March. Marching from Tollefson Plaza to the Northwest Detention Center (NWDC)/for-profit immigration prison in Tacoma, WA for the 2025 May Day March. Protesters holding FRSO “Worker & Immigration Rights” banner at the Northwest Detention Center (NWDC) for-profit immigration prison in Tacoma, WA for the 2025 May Day March. Protester holding “Donate to DSC, DCCC & DNC” sign because DNC gotta keep DNCing (hoping it’s a joke!)
May 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Who else would you like JD Vance to meet with?
April 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Huge turnout today!

#handsoff #tacomawa
April 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Thank you, Wisconsin!
Photo of a giant wedge of cheese crashed down on a Tesla.
April 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Seriously.
March 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I don’t “keep going to the circus,” the circus keeps coming to me. 🎪
Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
March 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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You can only pick 2
February 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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In case we’re not bringing our very best.
Photo of a beaver dragging a large, leafy branch across a road.Caption: “Canada builds a wall at the US border.”
February 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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It’s snowing.
February 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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And how are you today?
“What a f*cked up time to be alive. Graphic with blue-eyed snowy white kitten amid pink and white hearts and flowers, and batting her long eyelashes at a pink and blue butterfly.
February 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Building a bridge to the mid-20th century.
“Coming soon… the Return of American Traditional Values”: Photo of a neatly-coiffed, 1950s housewife smiling beatifically and hanging laundry while a nuclear bomb explodes on the grassy plains behind her and the distant mountains loom impassively.
January 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM