If Hegseth was in Vietnam.

If 7 Republicans quit before the end of their terms, Democrats would have a majority. A simple majority could oust Mike Johnson and vote in a new Speaker.

If this happens, Dems should elect @aoc.bsky.social because a) she would be great, and b) Trump’s dementia-addled brain would fucking explode. 🤯

Because you're a football player and your name begins with T. Your name begins with T.

This is a wonderful mobilization. We should do the same to Tesla:

1. Take 4-5 test drives, each one right before they are about to close
2. Get the dealership to go through the entire purchase process
3. Then just leave
4. Bonus idea: leave a handful of raw shrimp under the driver’s seat

Shapiro is pissed because he won’t even lose his virginity until he’s 65.

Same expression when tRump said “C’mon Satan, let’s f*ck.”

The day we invade Venezuela, Donnie Jr. will announce the formation of Trump Oil. Also, Trump Transport will start doing business with the cartels that use Venezuela as a cocaine shipping route. Donnie will snort, I mean take, 10% off the top of each kilo.

*RFK

I must’ve been thing “real fucking loser” with that typo.

I have the 1993 Laserdisc trilogy box set of the original theatrical releases. Alas, my player died years ago.

Help me God, you’re my only hope (to bring back Laserdiscs so my kids can see the superior versions that I saw in theaters as a teen).

#StarWars

This could be used as evidence against you, or you can just blame Joel.

@communiess.bsky.social

Also RFK Jr.

RFL Jr. is now blaming Changnesia on vaccines.

Trump’s nussy was getting dry in the cooler weather, so Putin told him to keep it fresh & moist for his next visit.

Find one in every car...you'll see.

Show us on the doll where the MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS touched you.

I prefer Bonnie McMurray.