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Dylan
@iamdylanmichael.bsky.social
I played Avery Jessup in Kidnapped By Danger. Now available on Sega Genesis.
I get so annoyed when I invest 30 minutes in a 6-part bushcraft TikTok where the entire shelter is made out of natural materials and then they just use plastic sheeting for the windows at the end. It’s BUSHcraft, bitch. I know that plastic didn’t come from no bush!
February 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I used to think if you tripped and fell it was a sign of weakness. Like, how can you not regain your balance and stay upright? Couldn’t be me. Yesterday I tripped and fell playing with my dog in the snow and on the way down I thought, “Who have I become?” Truly humbling.
February 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Still thinking about Gabby not realizing Ivar was at breakfast lmao
February 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
when there's more than two people in my apartment
February 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
saying "girl, the tariffs" every time my husband wants to go out
February 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
🌛 Sophia sun, Rose moon, Dorothy rising 🌜
February 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Black Death, consumption, melancholia. We used to have such gaggy names for our most terrible afflictions. What happened to the creativity? The drama? I want my obituary to say “he expired after a fortnight’s skirmish with the violet horrors.”
February 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM