Great review. I need them to hurry up and make a Pillsbury Dough Boy and Green Giant.

Breakfast burrito won, right?

I always understood the subtext of the pizza counter. Not sure how anyone could miss it!

I feel pretty certain "Freedom," "Redvolution," or "Quicksand" is a code for what firepower you want and maybe where you want it, not just colors of roses. Then again, if that's the case maybe I shouldn't be posting about this at all... esfenix.com

I'm taking that to mean T.R.A.P. was ranked too low so you had to smite the list.

Link seems to be broken

I used this to match outlet covers to newly painted walls and it worked wonderfully.

I remember that James Blake year at SXSW. I stood in line for hours to see him at a church and it was so worth it. Made me never want to see him again since I don't think that experience can be topped.

I once spent days upon days scouring the entire Internet for the perfect Paddington (it even has soft goods!). It has magnetic joints and one came unglued in transit. I re-glued it but backwards (doh!). Now one leg refuses to connect (cuz you know, magnets) and I've spent years too annoyed to fix it

By "almost" you mean "went back and got it and now own it proudly," yes?

I had a whole lot of HR Giger, The Crow, and eventually SO MANY comic book posters (DC's Vertigo line, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, etc.). I was clearly going through a bit of a phase.

One thing Musk could do that would actually be helpful is to loosen the stranglehold dealerships have over car sales. That could serve his financial interests *and* those of the populace. Makes too much sense so it'll obviously never happen. Instead he'll put peeing Calvin on the $5 bill.

Literally following you since you're also an Abarth guy. I have looked at literally none of your other posts. *fingers crossed*

Is there a term for the sort of singularity that happens when there's absolutely no gap between reality and its satire? I bet there's a word in German.