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Diogenes Dog
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I am a history graduate student who probably knows way more about that one random thing you've never heard of than anybody else.

Please DM for ways to help turn your cisgender, conservative neighbor into a trans antifa furry
I had to give my dogs Trazadone for their vet visit and the results were fantastic
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Excellent to see the youth on the college campus I work at are having none of this wannabe authoritarian bullshit
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Just gonna save this bit from NPR’s coverage of the Mamdani-Trump meeting

That way, whenever I get a “the left overuses the word fascist!” whine from a conservative, I can just point out that Trump literally describes himself as a fascist
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Seriously, how does anyone take Marc Andreesson seriously when he looks like a fucking Cone Head?

We should be laughing and bullying these wannabe fascist tech billionaires straight out of polite society
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Thank you AI, what would I do without you?
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wow…just…wow

A 15-year old and an 8-year old are both CHILDREN, Megyn

Honestly, I know there’s nothing but an endless black hole of lip filler and money where her soul used to be, but holy shit man

Imagine being a grown adult & you choose to make your life about defending a pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
For some reason, the Goodyear blimp was randomly flying over my town yesterday
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I found it

I was afraid I was going to look like some degenerate otherwise
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A lot of good trips across the U.S. this year:

— Outer Banks (NC)
— Charleston
— Utah (Zion x 2 & Bryce Canyon Natl. Parks)
— Nevada (Las Vegas x 2)
— Washington D.C.
— NY (NYC & Buffalo)
— Arizona (Phoenix)
— Philly (next month for Thanksgiving to see family)
October 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I also call both my dogs “my sons” or “my children,” to the point where they both respond to it now :)
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Every day we stray further from gods light
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Got to spend the weekend in Charleston with my little nephew

Excellent time of year to go down from NC to SC, we had perfect weather all weekend

Charleston also might have some of the best food on the East Coast, every place we ate at was fantastic
October 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Dogs rock
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
As someone who played soccer for years, I can confirm this is actually true
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Phoenix enjoys looking at himself in the mirror all the time, he’s such a weird dog
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Talking about No Kings with friends and got reminded of this

One of my favorite photos that I’ve ever taken, back from the George Floyd protests in 2020
October 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Weep simpletons, at the culinary powerhouse that is British cuisine

Like is she serious? This is what a lot of “British food” (surprise, it still came from other places first) actually looks like

Versus Indian cuisine, which is routinely cited as being some of the best food in the world
October 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Imagine getting into the levers of power, only to reveal the astounding small dick energy of still needing to go online & troll

You control every branch of government and you’re all still these sad, pathetic, little fucks on the inside.

Your cruelty will never make you happy, you know that right?
October 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The resemblance is uncanny
October 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
THE FRENCH: so we’ve spent centuries perfecting our cooking techniques to coax the perfect tastes out of every ingredient, which when combined, make amazing dishes

AMERICA: yeah we did something like that too
October 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
WIRED interviewed CyberTruck owners and they accidentally found the greatest representation of an Elon fan that has ever existed

This is what I will picture from now on in my head when I see grown men on Twitter glazing Elon endlessly
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM