The Devil
@iamdevil.bsky.social
An advocate for shitty opinions
First in an ongoing series: The Dark Art
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
First in an ongoing series: The Dark Art
I can’t even hang-dong is the office without a female calling HR; ridiculous!
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I can’t even hang-dong is the office without a female calling HR; ridiculous!
It’s like the bathroom of a mafia mistress
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It’s like the bathroom of a mafia mistress
As one does in a healthy relationship.
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
As one does in a healthy relationship.
Cam looks great, but Mitchell has really let himself go in this new season of Modern Family.
October 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cam looks great, but Mitchell has really let himself go in this new season of Modern Family.
The dude makes sense
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The dude makes sense
How long before he’s wearing a military uniform? I give it less than a year
October 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
How long before he’s wearing a military uniform? I give it less than a year
Want to know what comes next? The deputizing of right-wing militias to add more violence to the streets, providing more justification for federal intervention. 🍿
October 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Want to know what comes next? The deputizing of right-wing militias to add more violence to the streets, providing more justification for federal intervention. 🍿
When you’re rich, they let you grab em right by the gobbler
October 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When you’re rich, they let you grab em right by the gobbler
Truly a masterclass in gollum creation:
Need an enemy to wage war against, so you can ratchet up power, strip rights, and declare martial law to subvert future elections. Why not just make one up?
I’m anti-fascist, if you loved this country you would be too
Need an enemy to wage war against, so you can ratchet up power, strip rights, and declare martial law to subvert future elections. Why not just make one up?
I’m anti-fascist, if you loved this country you would be too
October 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Truly a masterclass in gollum creation:
Need an enemy to wage war against, so you can ratchet up power, strip rights, and declare martial law to subvert future elections. Why not just make one up?
I’m anti-fascist, if you loved this country you would be too
Need an enemy to wage war against, so you can ratchet up power, strip rights, and declare martial law to subvert future elections. Why not just make one up?
I’m anti-fascist, if you loved this country you would be too
They did master the likeness
September 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
They did master the likeness
This is why we lost the last election, and will continue to lose. Stop being a stereotype!
You’ve all penned yourselves into sad, tiny corners, and bite anyone who comes near.
You’ve all penned yourselves into sad, tiny corners, and bite anyone who comes near.
September 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is why we lost the last election, and will continue to lose. Stop being a stereotype!
You’ve all penned yourselves into sad, tiny corners, and bite anyone who comes near.
You’ve all penned yourselves into sad, tiny corners, and bite anyone who comes near.
Shit, I recognize that guy
September 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Shit, I recognize that guy
“Maybe, if we had fewer guns, fewer people would get shot”
“Nah, let’s just blame it on the devil”
“Nah, let’s just blame it on the devil”
September 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“Maybe, if we had fewer guns, fewer people would get shot”
“Nah, let’s just blame it on the devil”
“Nah, let’s just blame it on the devil”
Amazing how some people still won’t say “god-damn” for fear of using his name in vain; but have no problem calling Trump the second coming of Jesus
September 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Amazing how some people still won’t say “god-damn” for fear of using his name in vain; but have no problem calling Trump the second coming of Jesus
One of its heads appeared to be wounded, but its wound was healed. The whole earth was amazed and followed the beast.” - Rev 13:3
August 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
One of its heads appeared to be wounded, but its wound was healed. The whole earth was amazed and followed the beast.” - Rev 13:3
If you aren’t getting results, you need to have more faith; and this great new product
July 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If you aren’t getting results, you need to have more faith; and this great new product
BuT mAYbe iT’l tricKle doWn!?
July 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
BuT mAYbe iT’l tricKle doWn!?
Plastic skin and ill-fitting clothes, a blank stare and the stiffness of a whole arm up your ass; you’re nothing more than a ventriloquist’s dummy
July 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Plastic skin and ill-fitting clothes, a blank stare and the stiffness of a whole arm up your ass; you’re nothing more than a ventriloquist’s dummy
This God bod bitchy boy has a half mil minions, and I have measly one thousand? Let’s get those numbers up: go forth and fuck, put your babies on Bluesky, make me my army
April 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This God bod bitchy boy has a half mil minions, and I have measly one thousand? Let’s get those numbers up: go forth and fuck, put your babies on Bluesky, make me my army
