Davie
@iamdaviefelton.bsky.social
Oregon invented their own food!
Marionberries!
Marionberries!
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Oregon invented their own food!
Marionberries!
Marionberries!
What a country!
I'm so sick of both of them!
I'm so sick of both of them!
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What a country!
I'm so sick of both of them!
I'm so sick of both of them!
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
For no reason, this morning I thought about this audio.
(I do not need to see photo or video proof btw)
(I do not need to see photo or video proof btw)
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
For no reason, this morning I thought about this audio.
(I do not need to see photo or video proof btw)
(I do not need to see photo or video proof btw)
I made out with the cutest trans woman yesterday!
You know what they say, "once you've kissed one trans woman, you pretty much wanna kiss the rest of them!"
Line up ladies! 😘
You know what they say, "once you've kissed one trans woman, you pretty much wanna kiss the rest of them!"
Line up ladies! 😘
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I made out with the cutest trans woman yesterday!
You know what they say, "once you've kissed one trans woman, you pretty much wanna kiss the rest of them!"
Line up ladies! 😘
You know what they say, "once you've kissed one trans woman, you pretty much wanna kiss the rest of them!"
Line up ladies! 😘
Sharing information: pass it on!
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Sharing information: pass it on!
I made it 1-minute into the #NikkiGlaser #SNL monologue before saying "I'm out!"
Tone deaf, misogynistic, racist, and that's just the first 60 seconds!
Tone deaf, misogynistic, racist, and that's just the first 60 seconds!
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I made it 1-minute into the #NikkiGlaser #SNL monologue before saying "I'm out!"
Tone deaf, misogynistic, racist, and that's just the first 60 seconds!
Tone deaf, misogynistic, racist, and that's just the first 60 seconds!
"Are you trying to be sexy?"
I am 57 and feel better about myself then I ever have. I /feel/ sexy. I don't have to try.
You'll forgive me if I cannot abide your puritanical, ageist, misogynistic standards.
I am 57 and feel better about myself then I ever have. I /feel/ sexy. I don't have to try.
You'll forgive me if I cannot abide your puritanical, ageist, misogynistic standards.
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"Are you trying to be sexy?"
I am 57 and feel better about myself then I ever have. I /feel/ sexy. I don't have to try.
You'll forgive me if I cannot abide your puritanical, ageist, misogynistic standards.
I am 57 and feel better about myself then I ever have. I /feel/ sexy. I don't have to try.
You'll forgive me if I cannot abide your puritanical, ageist, misogynistic standards.
PSA: #Waterproof #Converse #ChuckTaylors are a thing that exists, and they’re way cuter than Sorrels!
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
PSA: #Waterproof #Converse #ChuckTaylors are a thing that exists, and they’re way cuter than Sorrels!
I feel like this is the only newscast that’s not yelling at me! #pbsnewshour
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I feel like this is the only newscast that’s not yelling at me! #pbsnewshour
My Cash app in my Venmo are in my bio! I wish they would quit asking, and just send me the cash!
“Hey baby doll I just sent you $7000. Hope you have a great day!”
I mean, I wouldn’t give them any more attention than the Russian bots they are, but they could still just send me the money!
“Hey baby doll I just sent you $7000. Hope you have a great day!”
I mean, I wouldn’t give them any more attention than the Russian bots they are, but they could still just send me the money!
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My Cash app in my Venmo are in my bio! I wish they would quit asking, and just send me the cash!
“Hey baby doll I just sent you $7000. Hope you have a great day!”
I mean, I wouldn’t give them any more attention than the Russian bots they are, but they could still just send me the money!
“Hey baby doll I just sent you $7000. Hope you have a great day!”
I mean, I wouldn’t give them any more attention than the Russian bots they are, but they could still just send me the money!
The whole bag!
The WHOLE bag!
Gone.
The WHOLE bag!
Gone.
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The whole bag!
The WHOLE bag!
Gone.
The WHOLE bag!
Gone.
Yes please! Like the old Superscope Storyteller series but for the 21st Century!
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yes please! Like the old Superscope Storyteller series but for the 21st Century!
I'm in SLC UT! I will be leaving as quickly as possible!
October 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I'm in SLC UT! I will be leaving as quickly as possible!
I’ve been shooting the #autumn colors here in #BendOregon, and I’ll be putting it together in a short film available to my patrons! 🍂
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’ve been shooting the #autumn colors here in #BendOregon, and I’ll be putting it together in a short film available to my patrons! 🍂
Sometimes there are people at protests who want to exercise their free speech. But when my camera and I give them a platform, they suddenly become so shy! 🙈 🤭 #nokings #bendoregon
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Sometimes there are people at protests who want to exercise their free speech. But when my camera and I give them a platform, they suddenly become so shy! 🙈 🤭 #nokings #bendoregon
I got to do both! Pumpkins first then protest 🙌
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I got to do both! Pumpkins first then protest 🙌
They are saying the quiet parts out loud!
October 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
They are saying the quiet parts out loud!
Won’t be able to unsee this! Thanks #SouthPark 😱🤢
October 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Won’t be able to unsee this! Thanks #SouthPark 😱🤢