I Am Cory
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I write down what I hear in my mind.
Something I heard in my mind: https://a.co/d/bK5pAOZ
Something I heard in my mind: https://a.co/d/bK5pAOZ
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I Am Cory
@iamcory.bsky.social
· Jan 26
Therapist: Why do you think you have ADHD?
Me: Well, the first thing is, I got this referral five months ago.
Therapist: And the second.
Me: That this conversation isn’t really happening, I’m just imagining how my first appointment will go if I can ever make the call.
Me: Well, the first thing is, I got this referral five months ago.
Therapist: And the second.
Me: That this conversation isn’t really happening, I’m just imagining how my first appointment will go if I can ever make the call.
Seven-year-old: When Earth was all lava, there were probably Lava Monsters.
Me: I don’t think so.
Seven-year-old: You weren’t there.
Me: I don’t think so.
Seven-year-old: You weren’t there.
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Seven-year-old: When Earth was all lava, there were probably Lava Monsters.
Me: I don’t think so.
Seven-year-old: You weren’t there.
Me: I don’t think so.
Seven-year-old: You weren’t there.
SecDef Pete Hegseth says he did not give the order to “kill everyone” on the boats…
If that’s the case, why did our military “kill everyone” on the boats? Did they go rogue? Were the individuals responsible immediately relieved of duty, and are now facing court martials?
If that’s the case, why did our military “kill everyone” on the boats? Did they go rogue? Were the individuals responsible immediately relieved of duty, and are now facing court martials?
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
SecDef Pete Hegseth says he did not give the order to “kill everyone” on the boats…
If that’s the case, why did our military “kill everyone” on the boats? Did they go rogue? Were the individuals responsible immediately relieved of duty, and are now facing court martials?
If that’s the case, why did our military “kill everyone” on the boats? Did they go rogue? Were the individuals responsible immediately relieved of duty, and are now facing court martials?
At the end of Trump’s presidency the agent asks, “What do you call it?”
“The Aristocrats!”
“The Aristocrats!”
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 AM
At the end of Trump’s presidency the agent asks, “What do you call it?”
“The Aristocrats!”
“The Aristocrats!”
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I avoid cliches like the plag— like something that might make me sick and die and that may spread and kill hundreds if not thousands including my loved ones.
October 24, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I avoid cliches like the plag— like something that might make me sick and die and that may spread and kill hundreds if not thousands including my loved ones.
In an interview, Trump told TIME that his campaign promise to end the war in Ukraine on Day One was said “in jest.”
And, you’ve gotta admit, it’s pretty funny, like, “Haha, America, you e been Punked! Oh man, you should have seen your face.”
And, you’ve gotta admit, it’s pretty funny, like, “Haha, America, you e been Punked! Oh man, you should have seen your face.”
April 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In an interview, Trump told TIME that his campaign promise to end the war in Ukraine on Day One was said “in jest.”
And, you’ve gotta admit, it’s pretty funny, like, “Haha, America, you e been Punked! Oh man, you should have seen your face.”
And, you’ve gotta admit, it’s pretty funny, like, “Haha, America, you e been Punked! Oh man, you should have seen your face.”
Mosquitos don’t sleep, they just stay very still. I find that incredibly disturbing.
April 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Mosquitos don’t sleep, they just stay very still. I find that incredibly disturbing.
RFK says kids with autism will never work, find love, write a poem, play baseball, and never use a toilet unassisted…
Does he think kids with autism turn into Donald Trump?
Does he think kids with autism turn into Donald Trump?
April 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
RFK says kids with autism will never work, find love, write a poem, play baseball, and never use a toilet unassisted…
Does he think kids with autism turn into Donald Trump?
Does he think kids with autism turn into Donald Trump?
I will never forgive anyone who voted for him, either time; it’s a stain of disdain that I cannot wash out.
April 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I will never forgive anyone who voted for him, either time; it’s a stain of disdain that I cannot wash out.
“Bus people to protests… In this economy!?” - George Soros
April 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“Bus people to protests… In this economy!?” - George Soros
What’s wild is that Pete Hegseth admitting to drinking on the job would actually make him look better.
March 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What’s wild is that Pete Hegseth admitting to drinking on the job would actually make him look better.
It’s “sher-bert.” I don’t care how it’s spelled.
March 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It’s “sher-bert.” I don’t care how it’s spelled.
Taking the kids to an indoor water park tomorrow… They think it’s because we know they love water parks, but it’s actually because I love cacophonous screams and the smell of chlorine.
February 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Taking the kids to an indoor water park tomorrow… They think it’s because we know they love water parks, but it’s actually because I love cacophonous screams and the smell of chlorine.
I worked in radio in SF. At one point, part of my job was to record and produce a weekend show hosted by then mayor Gavin Newsom.
Dude’s super chill, funny and self-aware; as well as smart and charismatic - I find charisma off-putting, but he’s different.
I believe he truly is a real one. 1/
Dude’s super chill, funny and self-aware; as well as smart and charismatic - I find charisma off-putting, but he’s different.
I believe he truly is a real one. 1/
January 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I worked in radio in SF. At one point, part of my job was to record and produce a weekend show hosted by then mayor Gavin Newsom.
Dude’s super chill, funny and self-aware; as well as smart and charismatic - I find charisma off-putting, but he’s different.
I believe he truly is a real one. 1/
Dude’s super chill, funny and self-aware; as well as smart and charismatic - I find charisma off-putting, but he’s different.
I believe he truly is a real one. 1/
Therapist: Why do you think you have ADHD?
Me: Well, the first thing is, I got this referral five months ago.
Therapist: And the second.
Me: That this conversation isn’t really happening, I’m just imagining how my first appointment will go if I can ever make the call.
Me: Well, the first thing is, I got this referral five months ago.
Therapist: And the second.
Me: That this conversation isn’t really happening, I’m just imagining how my first appointment will go if I can ever make the call.
January 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Therapist: Why do you think you have ADHD?
Me: Well, the first thing is, I got this referral five months ago.
Therapist: And the second.
Me: That this conversation isn’t really happening, I’m just imagining how my first appointment will go if I can ever make the call.
Me: Well, the first thing is, I got this referral five months ago.
Therapist: And the second.
Me: That this conversation isn’t really happening, I’m just imagining how my first appointment will go if I can ever make the call.
It’s funny to me when journalists get all offended when a politician is like, “That’s a gotcha question!” The journalist is always defensive, “No, it’s not!”
Yes, it is. And that’s not a bad thing; it’s good journalism. They should preemptively say “Gotcha!” because they did indeed get ‘em.
Yes, it is. And that’s not a bad thing; it’s good journalism. They should preemptively say “Gotcha!” because they did indeed get ‘em.
January 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It’s funny to me when journalists get all offended when a politician is like, “That’s a gotcha question!” The journalist is always defensive, “No, it’s not!”
Yes, it is. And that’s not a bad thing; it’s good journalism. They should preemptively say “Gotcha!” because they did indeed get ‘em.
Yes, it is. And that’s not a bad thing; it’s good journalism. They should preemptively say “Gotcha!” because they did indeed get ‘em.
Angel: What did you like best?
Me: A toilet paper commercial where cartoon bears had dingleberries.
Me: A toilet paper commercial where cartoon bears had dingleberries.
December 19, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Angel: What did you like best?
Me: A toilet paper commercial where cartoon bears had dingleberries.
Me: A toilet paper commercial where cartoon bears had dingleberries.
If I had a band, I’d name it Drones Over New Jersey, call the first album “Polio’s Revenge,” and the first track “Birds Aren’t Real.” I’d be huge. Not like Taylor Swift huge, but my song “Joe Rogan Got Elon Musk Perma-Stoned” would hit Number One for at least two weeks.
December 17, 2024 at 8:13 PM
If I had a band, I’d name it Drones Over New Jersey, call the first album “Polio’s Revenge,” and the first track “Birds Aren’t Real.” I’d be huge. Not like Taylor Swift huge, but my song “Joe Rogan Got Elon Musk Perma-Stoned” would hit Number One for at least two weeks.
“You were too preoccupied with whether you could have Ai make you a toilet face, you didn’t stop to think if you should have Ai make you a toilet face.” - Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park 8
November 9, 2024 at 5:13 AM
“You were too preoccupied with whether you could have Ai make you a toilet face, you didn’t stop to think if you should have Ai make you a toilet face.” - Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park 8
ChatGPT roasts authoritarianism…
November 7, 2024 at 4:40 AM
ChatGPT roasts authoritarianism…
It just got easier…
I’m raising my son to be a nihilist, but it’s hard, neither of us are very motivated.
November 7, 2024 at 4:36 AM
It just got easier…
I was hoping to raise my kids in the future, not the past.
November 7, 2024 at 4:35 AM
I was hoping to raise my kids in the future, not the past.