iamcorn
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Being normal is dumb.
Is genuinely disappointed that I'll never have friends that are conjoined twins.
Is genuinely disappointed that I'll never have friends that are conjoined twins.
Chuba's Favorite pasttime. I don't know why he does this.
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Chuba's Favorite pasttime. I don't know why he does this.
Lip's favorite pasttime; Follow me out to the kitchen. Plop in the middle of the floor. Lay there for several hours.
January 30, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Lip's favorite pasttime; Follow me out to the kitchen. Plop in the middle of the floor. Lay there for several hours.
I've shoveled these steps like 7 times tonight and am running out of places to put snow.
Also it's 2am and I'm not shoveling anymore snow tonight.
Also it's 2am and I'm not shoveling anymore snow tonight.
January 26, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I've shoveled these steps like 7 times tonight and am running out of places to put snow.
Also it's 2am and I'm not shoveling anymore snow tonight.
Also it's 2am and I'm not shoveling anymore snow tonight.
Thas a lotta snow.
Also I just shoveled the porch like an hour ago and it's almost like I hadn't.
Also I just shoveled the porch like an hour ago and it's almost like I hadn't.
January 25, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Thas a lotta snow.
Also I just shoveled the porch like an hour ago and it's almost like I hadn't.
Also I just shoveled the porch like an hour ago and it's almost like I hadn't.
My wizard satyr uses alter self for more dangerous antlers.
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
My wizard satyr uses alter self for more dangerous antlers.
Where'd all this come from it was 40 outside yesterday.
January 19, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Where'd all this come from it was 40 outside yesterday.
Been a minute since I've posted 'em.
January 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Been a minute since I've posted 'em.
Willy the basket case. And Also Lip.
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Willy the basket case. And Also Lip.
Chubby fatboy. The strange boy who has taken to climbing onto the bathroom sink and meowing to alert everyone to his status of being on the bathroom sink.
Feels like it's been a bit since I've posted one of him.
Feels like it's been a bit since I've posted one of him.
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Chubby fatboy. The strange boy who has taken to climbing onto the bathroom sink and meowing to alert everyone to his status of being on the bathroom sink.
Feels like it's been a bit since I've posted one of him.
Feels like it's been a bit since I've posted one of him.
Willy got himself shut in the bathroom hallway closet during my D&D session at some point.
Which lasted 5 hours.
Which lasted 5 hours.
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Willy got himself shut in the bathroom hallway closet during my D&D session at some point.
Which lasted 5 hours.
Which lasted 5 hours.
This is the first time in awhile that any of them have been cuddled up together.
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is the first time in awhile that any of them have been cuddled up together.
An old pic of all of them plus the two yard machetes.
October 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
An old pic of all of them plus the two yard machetes.
He started getting fresh when I had to get him down from there.
October 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
He started getting fresh when I had to get him down from there.
All posted in the reverse order they were taken.
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All posted in the reverse order they were taken.
Also two other D&D characters. Cecilia Bede the satyr wizard and Barnabus Bumbleberry the halfling path of giant barbarian.
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Also two other D&D characters. Cecilia Bede the satyr wizard and Barnabus Bumbleberry the halfling path of giant barbarian.
oh huh it's been like two weeks since I've posted anything. Here's Willow.
October 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
oh huh it's been like two weeks since I've posted anything. Here's Willow.
It is September 19th in Salem. I feel from this point forward stating the date is superfluous. it's only going to get MORE Halloween from here on out.
September 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It is September 19th in Salem. I feel from this point forward stating the date is superfluous. it's only going to get MORE Halloween from here on out.
It is September 14th in Salem. The Witch cackled before I started recording and I'd hoped to get it on camera but it didn't and I didn't want to linger in front of this person's house filming.
September 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It is September 14th in Salem. The Witch cackled before I started recording and I'd hoped to get it on camera but it didn't and I didn't want to linger in front of this person's house filming.
Willow. Little baby girl who was being picked on by her brother and wouldn't stop growling at 2am.
Lip. The brother picking on his sister at 2am causing her to growl at him.
Lip. The brother picking on his sister at 2am causing her to growl at him.
September 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Willow. Little baby girl who was being picked on by her brother and wouldn't stop growling at 2am.
Lip. The brother picking on his sister at 2am causing her to growl at him.
Lip. The brother picking on his sister at 2am causing her to growl at him.