chris cross big apple sauce🍎🗽🍕🥯
@iamchrisvolpe.bsky.social
Born & raised in Queens, NY. gay af.
Wait hi
January 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Wait hi
Have y’all seen Luigi’s lawyer???
They’re doing a live action reboot of My Cousin Vinny
They’re doing a live action reboot of My Cousin Vinny
December 13, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Have y’all seen Luigi’s lawyer???
They’re doing a live action reboot of My Cousin Vinny
They’re doing a live action reboot of My Cousin Vinny
All this town does is betray Italians
December 10, 2024 at 8:17 PM
All this town does is betray Italians
Just got asked out by a guy who looks a bit like Taylor Zakhar Perez. He said he’s only in NYC for a quick assignment and is really passionate about healthcare accessibility.
Watch this space.
Watch this space.
December 5, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Just got asked out by a guy who looks a bit like Taylor Zakhar Perez. He said he’s only in NYC for a quick assignment and is really passionate about healthcare accessibility.
Watch this space.
Watch this space.
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NYPD has released photos of the alleged gunman who killed the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson.
December 5, 2024 at 4:33 PM
NYPD has released photos of the alleged gunman who killed the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson.
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United Auto Workers - Region 9A is on the front line of the battle for economic justice and working class power in New York and I am honored to have earned their support.
The strength of this campaign are the people who power it. Join us: zohranfornyc.com/donate
The strength of this campaign are the people who power it. Join us: zohranfornyc.com/donate
December 5, 2024 at 1:56 AM
United Auto Workers - Region 9A is on the front line of the battle for economic justice and working class power in New York and I am honored to have earned their support.
The strength of this campaign are the people who power it. Join us: zohranfornyc.com/donate
The strength of this campaign are the people who power it. Join us: zohranfornyc.com/donate
Okay so you all probably made mac and cheese or saw mac and cheese recipes on social media recently and I need you to know that you can follow all the same directions but instead of adding noodles, you can add mashed potatoes
December 5, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Okay so you all probably made mac and cheese or saw mac and cheese recipes on social media recently and I need you to know that you can follow all the same directions but instead of adding noodles, you can add mashed potatoes
Oh no Spotify why would you betray me like this???
December 4, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Oh no Spotify why would you betray me like this???
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I support the expansion of Fair Fares. But means-tested programs will never reach everyone they’re meant to.
We need a bolder vision for mass transit in our city. It starts with making every city bus fast and free. @RidersAlliance
We need a bolder vision for mass transit in our city. It starts with making every city bus fast and free. @RidersAlliance
December 3, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I support the expansion of Fair Fares. But means-tested programs will never reach everyone they’re meant to.
We need a bolder vision for mass transit in our city. It starts with making every city bus fast and free. @RidersAlliance
We need a bolder vision for mass transit in our city. It starts with making every city bus fast and free. @RidersAlliance
An Olive Garden commercial where Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo walk into a restaurant and sit down.
While they’re looking at menus a waiter approaches and drops off breadsticks. It’s Jonathan Bailey and he sings “🎶unlimiteddddd🎶”
Two more waiters pop out with soup and salad: “🎶unlimiteddddd🎶”
While they’re looking at menus a waiter approaches and drops off breadsticks. It’s Jonathan Bailey and he sings “🎶unlimiteddddd🎶”
Two more waiters pop out with soup and salad: “🎶unlimiteddddd🎶”
December 3, 2024 at 12:50 AM
An Olive Garden commercial where Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo walk into a restaurant and sit down.
While they’re looking at menus a waiter approaches and drops off breadsticks. It’s Jonathan Bailey and he sings “🎶unlimiteddddd🎶”
Two more waiters pop out with soup and salad: “🎶unlimiteddddd🎶”
While they’re looking at menus a waiter approaches and drops off breadsticks. It’s Jonathan Bailey and he sings “🎶unlimiteddddd🎶”
Two more waiters pop out with soup and salad: “🎶unlimiteddddd🎶”
We should all send this to the NYPD until they publicly condemn the use of AI tech over their intolerance for 9/11 jokes
November 29, 2024 at 9:24 PM
We should all send this to the NYPD until they publicly condemn the use of AI tech over their intolerance for 9/11 jokes
*Mariah Carey voice* “it’s tiiiiimmeeeeeeeeee”
…to throw some leftover stuffing on the waffle maker and top it with leftover cranberry sauce
…to throw some leftover stuffing on the waffle maker and top it with leftover cranberry sauce
November 29, 2024 at 5:33 PM
*Mariah Carey voice* “it’s tiiiiimmeeeeeeeeee”
…to throw some leftover stuffing on the waffle maker and top it with leftover cranberry sauce
…to throw some leftover stuffing on the waffle maker and top it with leftover cranberry sauce
It’s my fav time of year again!
(when there’s pine scented dl trade on the corner trying to sell me a Christmas tree)
(when there’s pine scented dl trade on the corner trying to sell me a Christmas tree)
November 27, 2024 at 6:48 PM
It’s my fav time of year again!
(when there’s pine scented dl trade on the corner trying to sell me a Christmas tree)
(when there’s pine scented dl trade on the corner trying to sell me a Christmas tree)
Only if there’s paella
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Only if there’s paella
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NEW: A Manhattan federal judge ruled Wednesday that a receiver be appointed to oversee use-of-force and safety issues in the jails on Rikers Island.
https://buff.ly/49epkdN
https://buff.ly/49epkdN
Federal Judge Orders a Receiver Takeover for Rikers Island
All the parties in the decade old 'Nunez case' must now decide on the parameters and qualifications of a third-party overseer.
buff.ly
November 27, 2024 at 4:17 PM
NEW: A Manhattan federal judge ruled Wednesday that a receiver be appointed to oversee use-of-force and safety issues in the jails on Rikers Island.
https://buff.ly/49epkdN
https://buff.ly/49epkdN
Being a consultant is fun bc what do you mean I just made an entire years worth of rent for a project that took ~30 hours
November 26, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Being a consultant is fun bc what do you mean I just made an entire years worth of rent for a project that took ~30 hours
I LOVE carrot cake
November 26, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I LOVE carrot cake
When you go no contact with a Glinda in your life and finally defy gravity
November 25, 2024 at 5:39 PM
When you go no contact with a Glinda in your life and finally defy gravity
I really don’t mean this as body shaming, I just need cis women who are terfs to know that most of them are one missed lip waxing appointment away from being transvestigated by Nancy Mace and others like her
November 25, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I really don’t mean this as body shaming, I just need cis women who are terfs to know that most of them are one missed lip waxing appointment away from being transvestigated by Nancy Mace and others like her
We should have a hotline that offers free services to the children that George Bush left behind and made it to adulthood
November 22, 2024 at 1:56 AM
We should have a hotline that offers free services to the children that George Bush left behind and made it to adulthood
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Sleepy babes on the late night train
November 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Sleepy babes on the late night train
The “City of Yes” housing plan going through is great and all but it’s also the bare minimum and we should treat it as such.
80k units in 15 years is still not enough.
Especially when we have 60k units we could bring to market this year with a vacancy tax.
www.thecity.nyc/2022/10/19/6...
80k units in 15 years is still not enough.
Especially when we have 60k units we could bring to market this year with a vacancy tax.
www.thecity.nyc/2022/10/19/6...
More than 60,000 Rent-Stabilized Apartments Are Now Vacant — and Tenant Advocates Say Landlords Are Holding Them for ‘Ransom’
The number of empty regulated apartments nearly doubled between 2020 and 2021, a state memo obtained by THE CITY shows.
www.thecity.nyc
November 22, 2024 at 12:52 AM
The “City of Yes” housing plan going through is great and all but it’s also the bare minimum and we should treat it as such.
80k units in 15 years is still not enough.
Especially when we have 60k units we could bring to market this year with a vacancy tax.
www.thecity.nyc/2022/10/19/6...
80k units in 15 years is still not enough.
Especially when we have 60k units we could bring to market this year with a vacancy tax.
www.thecity.nyc/2022/10/19/6...
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The City promises that the food it serves at migrant shelters is 100 percent halal—but one shelter contractor admits in paperwork filed with the state that it mixes together halal and non-halal food and passes it off as halal.
Erin Durkin and @oliviabensimon.bsky.social dig in:
Erin Durkin and @oliviabensimon.bsky.social dig in:
The City Says This Food Is Halal. These Migrants Aren't So Sure
Riviera Hospitality Group, the contractor that provides food for the Creedmoor shelter in Queens, admits in paperwork filed with the state that it mixes together halal and non-halal food and passes it...
hellgatenyc.com
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
The City promises that the food it serves at migrant shelters is 100 percent halal—but one shelter contractor admits in paperwork filed with the state that it mixes together halal and non-halal food and passes it off as halal.
Erin Durkin and @oliviabensimon.bsky.social dig in:
Erin Durkin and @oliviabensimon.bsky.social dig in: