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chris valli
@iamchris.bsky.social
journalist, photographer, builder. souls comber. always learning. made in italy, against my will. they/them/chris

I'm building a photo portfolio, because they told me so. they thing there's such a thing as jobs, but here it is:

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making a Frankenstein movie is bold because it implies someone thinking "hey, I read the perfect book but you know what was missing? illustrations"
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
House of dynamite is a movie about a user manual
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
so, we got at that point of the movie where they rob a bank and take hostages and ask for a million dollars and a helicopter, then the cops destroy the whole neighborhood and kill everyone and the hostages and then they give them a million dollars and a helicopter and then donald trump arrives
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"(...) and here is when he started talking about the shapes of his farts"
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm consumed about how many people say "they're rich, she can afford to outsource". it's not like if they were poor he was right
August 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"who: matcha-drinking, tote bag carrying, carhartt wearing performative males welcome" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
August 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
this is at least the 14th new yemeni coffee place opening in the bay area. not a chain, but they have the same products. they are nice, are open late, coffee and food is good. kinda pricey. but still feels like when China opened a million of "Tibetan restaurants" in Europe
July 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
me and my friends got to that stage of life when one posts on Instagram, I reply, they reply, then the story expires and all becomes "cannot remember what I commented" "me neither, what was it?" "cannot remember what I posted"
July 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
three days before the two thousand years anniversary of christ's thirty third birthday. not at omen at all
July 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
you are sad now, but in the bats' community it is like if Snow White's stepmother died
July 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
la storia di Nordi, il cinghiale che combatté i fascisti in Spagna, nordioporco.carrd.co
Nordi o'Porco
The Unstoppable Boar of the Spanish Civil War
nordioporco.carrd.co
July 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
at the place where I have breakfast every day they started giving me soup for free and now I need a new place to have breakfast
July 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I dunno if it's a San Francisco thing, but we entered the phase of capitalism where "walking" is called "boycotting Waymo"
July 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
7 days a week!? that's the whole week (it's not a restaurant. it's AI. they're "reinventing insurance" 😂)
June 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
June 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
June 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
the way I can translate dad jokes into laundry boards...
June 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
June 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I never understood what to do in these circumstances. I leave him my business card?
June 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
May 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
never had issues eating rabbits before seeing these two creeps in North Beach #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
May 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'm looking for $10k for the 7% of my company.

we print tees with your name using the wrong kerning to annoy random people on the bus
May 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the only explanation is that we've been invaded by the alien brain thingys and the thingys are the ones doing all the talking
May 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
April 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“It is mine, I tell you. My cone. My precious. Yes, my precious" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography #owl
April 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM