chris valli
@iamchris.bsky.social
journalist, photographer, builder. souls comber. always learning. made in italy, against my will. they/them/chris
I'm building a photo portfolio, because they told me so. they thing there's such a thing as jobs, but here it is:
cristianovalli.crevado.com
I'm building a photo portfolio, because they told me so. they thing there's such a thing as jobs, but here it is:
cristianovalli.crevado.com
making a Frankenstein movie is bold because it implies someone thinking "hey, I read the perfect book but you know what was missing? illustrations"
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
making a Frankenstein movie is bold because it implies someone thinking "hey, I read the perfect book but you know what was missing? illustrations"
House of dynamite is a movie about a user manual
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
House of dynamite is a movie about a user manual
so, we got at that point of the movie where they rob a bank and take hostages and ask for a million dollars and a helicopter, then the cops destroy the whole neighborhood and kill everyone and the hostages and then they give them a million dollars and a helicopter and then donald trump arrives
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
so, we got at that point of the movie where they rob a bank and take hostages and ask for a million dollars and a helicopter, then the cops destroy the whole neighborhood and kill everyone and the hostages and then they give them a million dollars and a helicopter and then donald trump arrives
"(...) and here is when he started talking about the shapes of his farts"
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"(...) and here is when he started talking about the shapes of his farts"
I'm consumed about how many people say "they're rich, she can afford to outsource". it's not like if they were poor he was right
August 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm consumed about how many people say "they're rich, she can afford to outsource". it's not like if they were poor he was right
"who: matcha-drinking, tote bag carrying, carhartt wearing performative males welcome" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
August 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"who: matcha-drinking, tote bag carrying, carhartt wearing performative males welcome" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
this is at least the 14th new yemeni coffee place opening in the bay area. not a chain, but they have the same products. they are nice, are open late, coffee and food is good. kinda pricey. but still feels like when China opened a million of "Tibetan restaurants" in Europe
July 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
this is at least the 14th new yemeni coffee place opening in the bay area. not a chain, but they have the same products. they are nice, are open late, coffee and food is good. kinda pricey. but still feels like when China opened a million of "Tibetan restaurants" in Europe
me and my friends got to that stage of life when one posts on Instagram, I reply, they reply, then the story expires and all becomes "cannot remember what I commented" "me neither, what was it?" "cannot remember what I posted"
July 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
me and my friends got to that stage of life when one posts on Instagram, I reply, they reply, then the story expires and all becomes "cannot remember what I commented" "me neither, what was it?" "cannot remember what I posted"
three days before the two thousand years anniversary of christ's thirty third birthday. not at omen at all
July 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
three days before the two thousand years anniversary of christ's thirty third birthday. not at omen at all
you are sad now, but in the bats' community it is like if Snow White's stepmother died
July 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
you are sad now, but in the bats' community it is like if Snow White's stepmother died
la storia di Nordi, il cinghiale che combatté i fascisti in Spagna, nordioporco.carrd.co
Nordi o'Porco
The Unstoppable Boar of the Spanish Civil War
nordioporco.carrd.co
July 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
la storia di Nordi, il cinghiale che combatté i fascisti in Spagna, nordioporco.carrd.co
at the place where I have breakfast every day they started giving me soup for free and now I need a new place to have breakfast
July 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
at the place where I have breakfast every day they started giving me soup for free and now I need a new place to have breakfast
I dunno if it's a San Francisco thing, but we entered the phase of capitalism where "walking" is called "boycotting Waymo"
July 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I dunno if it's a San Francisco thing, but we entered the phase of capitalism where "walking" is called "boycotting Waymo"
7 days a week!? that's the whole week (it's not a restaurant. it's AI. they're "reinventing insurance" 😂)
June 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
7 days a week!? that's the whole week (it's not a restaurant. it's AI. they're "reinventing insurance" 😂)
the way I can translate dad jokes into laundry boards...
June 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the way I can translate dad jokes into laundry boards...
"subtlety", vol.2 #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
June 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"subtlety", vol.2 #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
I never understood what to do in these circumstances. I leave him my business card?
June 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I never understood what to do in these circumstances. I leave him my business card?
subtlety #streetphotography #SanFrancisco
May 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
subtlety #streetphotography #SanFrancisco
never had issues eating rabbits before seeing these two creeps in North Beach #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
May 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
never had issues eating rabbits before seeing these two creeps in North Beach #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
I'm looking for $10k for the 7% of my company.
we print tees with your name using the wrong kerning to annoy random people on the bus
we print tees with your name using the wrong kerning to annoy random people on the bus
May 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm looking for $10k for the 7% of my company.
we print tees with your name using the wrong kerning to annoy random people on the bus
we print tees with your name using the wrong kerning to annoy random people on the bus
the only explanation is that we've been invaded by the alien brain thingys and the thingys are the ones doing all the talking
May 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
the only explanation is that we've been invaded by the alien brain thingys and the thingys are the ones doing all the talking
April 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“It is mine, I tell you. My cone. My precious. Yes, my precious" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography #owl
April 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“It is mine, I tell you. My cone. My precious. Yes, my precious" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography #owl