My 10 year old went to Crunchy’s before a basketball game last night and the waitress told him to sign the wall. My kid is now memorialized at Crunchy’s 😂😂

I saw nosferatu last wkend and it was corny as hell. I literally thought it should have been marketed as a dark comedy.

Im having a 40th birthday party and it’s going to be all things I like, which means the only soda will be Diet Coke 😍

In my head I’m an elphaba (I was goth for a minute as a teen) but I recognize a LOT of myself in glinda, sorry

My kid and I are both scaredy cats who looove scary movies so we’re giving Aliens a try 🥲

I’m playing a long con on my kids trying to convince them that Fortnite is named after the taylor swift song