Brenton
@iambrenton.bsky.social
Very loud, very small human. Vocalist (Catholic Guilt), content creator, freelance journo, podcaster, ring announcer. Big fan of rock and/or roll in all variants. Support: Collingwood Magpies, Phoenix Suns, St. Pauli, SEM Phoenix. Bills. Product of Franga
Went for a quick stroll down to St Kilda/Balaclava shops and what did I see on my way? Not much, just a guy dressed in full Vanilla Ice style threads, beat boxing into a deodorant can to Gangsters Paradise, eating a cold packet lasagna, with an Ice Break for his drink, wearing one shoe. The usual.
October 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Went for a quick stroll down to St Kilda/Balaclava shops and what did I see on my way? Not much, just a guy dressed in full Vanilla Ice style threads, beat boxing into a deodorant can to Gangsters Paradise, eating a cold packet lasagna, with an Ice Break for his drink, wearing one shoe. The usual.
Trying to live an Air Jordan lifestyle on an AeroSport budget.
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Trying to live an Air Jordan lifestyle on an AeroSport budget.
Just putting it out there, Drew McIntyre should be nicknamed Buffy Clyro.
September 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just putting it out there, Drew McIntyre should be nicknamed Buffy Clyro.
Preliminary final ticket secured. What a Saturday on the horizon for me. Preliminary final at the G, followed by The Get Up Kids playing 'Something To Write Home About' in full at The Corner. Hopefully the Pies get the win, but if not, at least I can pretend the tears are because of the emo band.
September 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Preliminary final ticket secured. What a Saturday on the horizon for me. Preliminary final at the G, followed by The Get Up Kids playing 'Something To Write Home About' in full at The Corner. Hopefully the Pies get the win, but if not, at least I can pretend the tears are because of the emo band.
I had an Osteo appointment earlier and they didn't laugh when I referred to the middle section of my spine as 'Thoracic Park' and that rejection nearly hurt as much as the reason I went to see them in the first place. 🐱🐉
July 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I had an Osteo appointment earlier and they didn't laugh when I referred to the middle section of my spine as 'Thoracic Park' and that rejection nearly hurt as much as the reason I went to see them in the first place. 🐱🐉
Pyjama pants can be normal pants if you wear them outside of the house. Confirmed.
June 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Pyjama pants can be normal pants if you wear them outside of the house. Confirmed.
🥶Brrr it's cold in here, there must be some Toros in the atmosphere. #melbourneweather
June 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
🥶Brrr it's cold in here, there must be some Toros in the atmosphere. #melbourneweather
🏴☠️St. Pauli stays up! In Capt. Jackson Irvine we trust!
May 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
🏴☠️St. Pauli stays up! In Capt. Jackson Irvine we trust!
The Knicks making the conference finals for the first time since 2000 and the opponent being the Indiana Pacers again is just perfect. Basketball is life and life is a flat circle.
May 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Knicks making the conference finals for the first time since 2000 and the opponent being the Indiana Pacers again is just perfect. Basketball is life and life is a flat circle.
We got a Fresh Pope! An American! This feels like the first sign of the apocalypse.
May 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We got a Fresh Pope! An American! This feels like the first sign of the apocalypse.
If my seven-year-old self knew that my current self got to spend an afternoon with Dexter & Noodles of The Offspring he'd be SO happy. Current me is stoked too, ESPECIALLY on that INTRO 😛
Give this full chat with one of my formative influences a watch now! 🥂 DAL for this. daltours.cc/offs-peek
Give this full chat with one of my formative influences a watch now! 🥂 DAL for this. daltours.cc/offs-peek
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May 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
If my seven-year-old self knew that my current self got to spend an afternoon with Dexter & Noodles of The Offspring he'd be SO happy. Current me is stoked too, ESPECIALLY on that INTRO 😛
Give this full chat with one of my formative influences a watch now! 🥂 DAL for this. daltours.cc/offs-peek
Give this full chat with one of my formative influences a watch now! 🥂 DAL for this. daltours.cc/offs-peek
Paul Kelly's (of The Australian, not the muso or footballer) heel turn on the Liberal Party in the last 24 hours has been savage. It's as if now that the race is lost, he's been set free by the oligarch he works for to tell us what he really thought the whole time.
May 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Paul Kelly's (of The Australian, not the muso or footballer) heel turn on the Liberal Party in the last 24 hours has been savage. It's as if now that the race is lost, he's been set free by the oligarch he works for to tell us what he really thought the whole time.
So, in light of last night's election results, (and to a lesser extent the one before it), D It might be time for the political parties in Australia to start paying attention to the new voting power generations, Gen Y and Gen Z. The boomer age is over.
May 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
So, in light of last night's election results, (and to a lesser extent the one before it), D It might be time for the political parties in Australia to start paying attention to the new voting power generations, Gen Y and Gen Z. The boomer age is over.
I might have food poisoning and have stuff coming out of both ends RN but I'm still having a better night than Peter Dutton 😂. You love to see it.
May 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I might have food poisoning and have stuff coming out of both ends RN but I'm still having a better night than Peter Dutton 😂. You love to see it.
I know a lot of you think that voting 'does nothing', but not voting does even less. You don't get to bitch about the outcome if you didn't do the bare minimum to try to prevent it.
May 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I know a lot of you think that voting 'does nothing', but not voting does even less. You don't get to bitch about the outcome if you didn't do the bare minimum to try to prevent it.
A super enjoyable night one with a great opener, some midcard gold, three huge star making votes of confidence in younger talent, a couple of absolute banger matches and a main event that did everything we wanted well AND set up some potential feuds of the year. Great work. #wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A super enjoyable night one with a great opener, some midcard gold, three huge star making votes of confidence in younger talent, a couple of absolute banger matches and a main event that did everything we wanted well AND set up some potential feuds of the year. Great work. #wrestlemania
What an entrance! Jey Uso just WON wrestling. Whatever the outcome. That was hectic! Shoutout to WWE for putting this on over Easter! Best timing for Aussies. Chocolat, not cross buns and two days of wrestling on the couch. 🔥
#wrestlemania #wm41
#wrestlemania #wm41
April 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What an entrance! Jey Uso just WON wrestling. Whatever the outcome. That was hectic! Shoutout to WWE for putting this on over Easter! Best timing for Aussies. Chocolat, not cross buns and two days of wrestling on the couch. 🔥
#wrestlemania #wm41
#wrestlemania #wm41
Needed a laugh badly last night and @ladgrove.bsky.social delivered it. Another brilliantly bonkers comedy festival show that is both super intelligent and stupid at the same time. I don't wish to spoil any of the IRL lols that await you, so just go to the damn show and go with it.
March 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Needed a laugh badly last night and @ladgrove.bsky.social delivered it. Another brilliantly bonkers comedy festival show that is both super intelligent and stupid at the same time. I don't wish to spoil any of the IRL lols that await you, so just go to the damn show and go with it.
How's the atmosphere for this Aus v China game! Just a giant wall of red shirts everywhere you look. Incredible. C'mon Aussie!
March 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
How's the atmosphere for this Aus v China game! Just a giant wall of red shirts everywhere you look. Incredible. C'mon Aussie!
The Cena promo was worth the wait. Great move having it in Europe where crowds actually allow themselves to live and evoke emotion, they added to the moment.
March 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The Cena promo was worth the wait. Great move having it in Europe where crowds actually allow themselves to live and evoke emotion, they added to the moment.
"Vroom, Vroom, Zoom, Vroom" - St Kilda RN.
March 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Vroom, Vroom, Zoom, Vroom" - St Kilda RN.
New Bloom Festival was sick. Now to watch the season premiere of The Righteous Gemstones! Didn't know this was returning. Super stoked!
March 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
New Bloom Festival was sick. Now to watch the season premiere of The Righteous Gemstones! Didn't know this was returning. Super stoked!
Thirsty Marcia Hines is an odd development for Aus Idol. Takes me off guard every time. Haha.
March 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Thirsty Marcia Hines is an odd development for Aus Idol. Takes me off guard every time. Haha.
NGL I kinda hope the guy who was constantly heckling AFI during their set and ruining it for anyone within earshot, scored some bad food and got the runs during his favourite Green Day song.
March 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
NGL I kinda hope the guy who was constantly heckling AFI during their set and ruining it for anyone within earshot, scored some bad food and got the runs during his favourite Green Day song.