"Howling failure monkeys". Magnificent description of these rancid caaaaants.

The wee speccy hotdog should be investing in a new shirt before pumping £12K into an ISA of his choice.

Was the car provided by the Russians as part of the arrangements. It sounded like my late grandfather's Lada.

Yes but but it was 49 years ago, sp it was.b

Precisely this!

I'm surprised that these two pints of Guiness ever left thd bar!

Honestly. My loathing for that man is boundless. Never a situation where he’s not looking to manipulate, divide, grift, self-promote, vilify, ruin…
He’s repulsive. And the damage he does to our country is catastrophic. And that is no exaggeration.

Still far less dickheads in the All Blacks team than the number of dickheads currently employed by @talksport.com

But Reform *is* a racist party. She is what they are. They are what she is. I don’t want them bullshitting us with insincere apologies. What they are needs to be publicly acknowledged and voters have to face up to their own racism in supporting them.

More made up stuff from The National. #MadeUpPish

Never mind hats off. It was never in doubt once Fergie papped in the second goal. What we all want to know is, have you been pulled up by the powers that be at Talksport for getting stuck into that massive bellend Simon Jordan.

I agree wholeheartedly with what you say @zoejardiniere.bsky.social but for the record Simon Jordan is not an employee the BBC.

Back of the net Barry Glendenning.