I Am A Sofa
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I Am A Sofa
@iamasofa.bsky.social
Sit on me.
It’s sad that a judge or magistrate approved the arrest warrant. Let’s hope the his grand jury is as good as the grand jury that refused to indict the ham sandwich guy.
September 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You win 😂
September 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You can’t spell out the word “propaganda” without the letters “Kevin” and “Hassett.”
August 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
File for future reference under “predictions that aged as well as unrefrigerated milk.”
July 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A little early for a victory lap according to many expert sofas I have consulted. Let’s wait till the number of rural hospitals that will be closing starts to go up and for the tariffs to fully kick in.
July 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Time to ask the AG the classic “Were you lying then, or are you lying now?” question.
July 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
No worries. Remember when Tulips had the full faith and credit backing of the Dutch Republic? It's just like that.
July 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Incredibly professional force. Definitely one of the best forces, if not the best state police force in the nation.
July 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I dunno; it could have been Satan who saved his life.
July 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Reposted by I Am A Sofa
Medicaid is NOT A MONTHLY CHECK anyone gets, you fucking hack. Medicaid pays medical bills (and nursing home bills). That's it. And it's EXTREMELY difficult to qualify. I know how long it took my mom after her life savings were obliterated by assisted living.
July 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This foreigner?
July 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM