You are controlled opposition. Resign

Impeding federal officers jobs to do what they are legally not allowed to do

A general strike was the first pipe dream I fell for as a baby leftist. Not saying it can never happen. But hearing about it for the first time today apparently 1 week before it happens? Yeah I have no confidence in this one.

Trying to sell AI by pretending Americans need help ordering pizza. ITS THE ONLY THING WE’RE GOOD AT

Pour one out for my boy Tony they cancelled his show before it began

Pls bring him I think if I get to hug marshmallow it might undo the curse a witch put on me last year when I cut her in line.

I think I’ll be able to manage this one Jesus Christ

Don’t worry you’ll enjoy it

It means they are drawing lines and red circles on images and going “Look! That’s clearly a male skull!!! She walks with no hip swing that’s a male walk!!!” Basically weird phrenology and shit to sniff out the “secret transes”. Some of them believe literally all celebs are “elite gender inverts”

Le epic and based redditor covers for their embarrassing failed attempt at a scolding by just sort of flailing around. Hell yeah. 😎

Well hang on, she voted and it didn’t fix the country? Explain this immediately! I thought all we had to do was vote?!

That’ll teach her for not spending every morning memorizing what enimem currently looks like!

So full of shit I can smell it on their breath.

You don’t work for a living you sit on your ass and wait for opportunities to hand republicans more power. Fuck you resign

The only dog that deserves this fate.

Live laugh love ass font

Bitch I’ll always buy a shirt with Fuck AIPAC on it.

Damn, no Raleigh/Durham. Exciting news nonetheless, maybe I’ll make it up to Asheville