Alistair Knight
iamalistair.bsky.social
Alistair Knight
@iamalistair.bsky.social
Definitely not Chris Lowe. (he/him)
I go always say that if every black man went out and legally purchased a firearm tomorrow we’d have proper gun control laws by the weekend. They’re only fond of “a militia” when they think it’s them.
April 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Did you see any sheep?
April 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You’d be hard pressed to find any product that doesn’t involve China at some stage of its production cycle.

That said, *super interesting* to see how the address Taiwan with this. If they insist it’s part of China then say goodbye to the semiconductors…
April 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
In his head he’s a gorgeous 16 year old blonde twink, isn’t he, instead of a sack of potatoes crossed with Wurzel Gummidge.
April 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Probably glad to be shot of him for a couple of weeks!
April 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It’s the publishers fault for putting the Old Testament and New Testament in the same book given that they are clearly very different stories. A lot of people clearly only get half way through…
April 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Have you got anything lined up to binge watch today?
March 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He can buy a gold green card for the low low price of $5m. He’s going nowhere. Sharpen the guillotine !
March 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’ve grown mine out for over a year but it’s off to the hairdresser for me tomorrow. I’m actually more stressed about that than I am the dentist appointment beforehand.
March 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Buddy, if Trump drafts anybody for WW3 it’s going to look more like this…
February 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
People who think somebody else is looking out for them don’t bother to look out for themselves.
February 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In 2025 we’d just be confused that they’d found rent in London that wasn’t Brazilian!
February 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I don’t want to be the one to break this to him until after he’s brokered his “deal of a lifetime” but actually there’s no “rare earths” there and the Ukrainians know that. He’s got a treasure map some kid drew with crayons. This is going to be such an epic failure.
February 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
“The dildo of consequences rarely comes with lube” etc.
February 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I suspect one of the reasons why is that consumers, both nationally and internationally, have suddenly become *VERY* aware of where their goods and services are coming from.

Previously these sort of issues have happened with very specific goods like whiskey or motorcycle parts. Now it’s EVERYTHING.
February 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
There is something quite interesting going on here I think.

Conventional thinking would be that the markets would rise on massive corporate deregulation and it would offset any drop caused by chaotic trade tariffs. That doesn’t seemed to have happened.
February 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I think the reference to the launch party for AbFab rather puts this in to perspective regarding the very recent dates we are talking about.
February 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you had a charizard as house pet, you’d keep a water type in the cupboard like an emergency fire extinguisher right?
February 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Saw this, thought of you, and then laughed so hard I peed.

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February 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I’m so in love with Wayne
February 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sending hugs
February 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM