You could do what much missed b3ta member Legless liked to do which was take someone's unattended full trolley and buy that.

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

It actually re-uses some of the filmed aerial shots of the Japanese aircraft from Tora-Tora-Tora but even that doesn't relieve the dullness of this film

I'm still searching for a good X-Bomber toy

I used to be a huge fan, had a few exchanges with him on twitter about comedy (including his stuff and The Heartbreak Kid) many years ago and he was interesting, engaging and polite.

Sad and frightening what maniacal obsession can do to a person.

I feel with Umberto Eco's view of the value of an extensive library he would entirely have approved.

I like that some of the best pieces of ephemera we have from history aren't crowns or statues or epic poems but random little things that show that humans have always been silly. They found an inscription on the underside of a Roman roof tile that says "if you can read this, I've fallen down"

Ramekins save us from bean/egg convergence crimes

Adults doing or saying really racist things have tantrums not unlike tired toddlers when you point out their behaviour. It's like they think the accusation is worse than the behaviour.

They have such lovely eyes.

Snails!