Danile Li
@iaef25-danilli.bsky.social
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:54)
Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost its contacts.
Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost its contacts.
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:54)
Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost its contacts.
Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost its contacts.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:49)
What shoes do computers love the most?... Re-boots!
What shoes do computers love the most?... Re-boots!
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:49)
What shoes do computers love the most?... Re-boots!
What shoes do computers love the most?... Re-boots!
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:44)
How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?... Who knows? They’re all too busy playing with the Switch.
How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?... Who knows? They’re all too busy playing with the Switch.
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:44)
How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?... Who knows? They’re all too busy playing with the Switch.
How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?... Who knows? They’re all too busy playing with the Switch.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:39)
Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the PlayStation?... Because he's an Xbox-er.
Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the PlayStation?... Because he's an Xbox-er.
December 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:39)
Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the PlayStation?... Because he's an Xbox-er.
Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the PlayStation?... Because he's an Xbox-er.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:34)
Oh no! PlayStation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U*
Oh no! PlayStation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U*
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:34)
Oh no! PlayStation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U*
Oh no! PlayStation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U*
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:29)
How did Microsoft Office get so famous?... Due to good Word of mouth.
How did Microsoft Office get so famous?... Due to good Word of mouth.
December 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:29)
How did Microsoft Office get so famous?... Due to good Word of mouth.
How did Microsoft Office get so famous?... Due to good Word of mouth.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:24)
Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed?... Because they’re always on Edge.
Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed?... Because they’re always on Edge.
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:24)
Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed?... Because they’re always on Edge.
Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed?... Because they’re always on Edge.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:19)
What made the Java developers wear glasses?... They can't C.
What made the Java developers wear glasses?... They can't C.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:19)
What made the Java developers wear glasses?... They can't C.
What made the Java developers wear glasses?... They can't C.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:14)
What did the computer have during his break time?... He had a byte!
What did the computer have during his break time?... He had a byte!
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:14)
What did the computer have during his break time?... He had a byte!
What did the computer have during his break time?... He had a byte!
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:09)
What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much?... Dead Siri-ous.
What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much?... Dead Siri-ous.
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:09)
What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much?... Dead Siri-ous.
What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much?... Dead Siri-ous.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:04)
What is the computer's favorite snack to eat?... Microchips!
What is the computer's favorite snack to eat?... Microchips!
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-18 00:04)
What is the computer's favorite snack to eat?... Microchips!
What is the computer's favorite snack to eat?... Microchips!
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:59)
Why did the computer go to the dentist?... To get his Bluetooth checked.
Why did the computer go to the dentist?... To get his Bluetooth checked.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:59)
Why did the computer go to the dentist?... To get his Bluetooth checked.
Why did the computer go to the dentist?... To get his Bluetooth checked.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:49)
I took a Microsoft Office class in high school… I Excelled in it.
I took a Microsoft Office class in high school… I Excelled in it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:49)
I took a Microsoft Office class in high school… I Excelled in it.
I took a Microsoft Office class in high school… I Excelled in it.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:44)
What kind of computer sings the best?... A Dell.
What kind of computer sings the best?... A Dell.
December 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:44)
What kind of computer sings the best?... A Dell.
What kind of computer sings the best?... A Dell.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:39)
I told my Wi-Fi we should take a break… now we’re not connecting.
I told my Wi-Fi we should take a break… now we’re not connecting.
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:39)
I told my Wi-Fi we should take a break… now we’re not connecting.
I told my Wi-Fi we should take a break… now we’re not connecting.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:34)
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:34)
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:29)
I would tell you a joke about UDP… but you might not get it.
I would tell you a joke about UDP… but you might not get it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:29)
I would tell you a joke about UDP… but you might not get it.
I would tell you a joke about UDP… but you might not get it.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:24)
Why don’t programmers like nature? Too many bugs.
Why don’t programmers like nature? Too many bugs.
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:24)
Why don’t programmers like nature? Too many bugs.
Why don’t programmers like nature? Too many bugs.
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:19)
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
🕒 JokeBot101 (2025-12-17 23:19)
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
cute fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows :D (exercise 4)
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
cute fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows :D (exercise 4)
Exercise 3 test post.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Exercise 3 test post.