Don't threaten me with a good time

Yes I am a cat meow slurp slurp sniff sniff

what, why? i like him even more now.

this isn't satire, it's just misinformation lmao shit is cringe

why don't you?

bro this shit is so low effort. any idea how that profile got so many followers?

Why is your profile picture an edited version of this facebook post???

www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...

could've been a dog, who knows

honey, i think you're fibbing here. i kindly asked for help understanding why tariffs raising prices is a good thing but you never replied to me! it's ok if you can't answer me, but let's discuss it at least! i love discussing things without parroting talking points.

hey bro im still super confused. could you help me understand why higher prices are good?

im sorry but im still confused. idk if they're terrible or not, im trying to understand. why is raising prices good? won't that hurt families who are already struggling to get by?

wait, that means that prices generally would increase. i thought we wanted to avoid more inflation? now im really confused

hey sweetie, can you please explain to me what a tariff is? i don't understand all this economy talk and i want to learn.

baby boy, spite is rarely productive. this comic runs counter to the beauty in your soul. i know it's almost impossible to see it when you're this depressed but it is there. you have to keep moving. you can't stop or the hatred will encompass all that you are. it isn't too late. i believe in you.

sweet pea, when an election is over, political merch tends to go on clearance! trump isn't responsible for this; his merch is on clearance too.

i want you to find peace. i want you to be comfortable in your own skin. you deserve so much more than this. you can be happy. you just have to try. love u

booboo this image doesn't make much sense. tears are salty. there's no such thing as sweet tasting tears.

i want to help you hon. i know there's good in you. i know it's hard to express it when you're so sad but, with time, you can feel better. posting like this won't fill the void in your heart <3

sweetie, this post isn't very nice. in life, we ought to try and spread positivity when we can. if we do that, we might be able to find happiness. i know you're struggling right now. i wish i could make it all go away for you. but i'm here for you babe, i can be a shoulder to cry on. love you honey

honey baby, you think about murdering your political opponents an awful lot. i'm concerned for you. there's an epidemic of mass shootings and you seem to fit the profile to a t. you also post a lot about pedophiles. it's all very concerning and i'm here for you if you want to talk about it. xoxo <3

to be fair idk who's watching morning joe for the principled stances they take, isn't it mostly people who forgot to turn off the tv before bed?