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The jacket's giving...
March 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The jacket's giving...
Vulkan,
Primarch of the Salamanders Space Marines, Master Craftsmen, The Black Dragon, Ruler of Nocturne, Hammer of Salvation, Jolly Green Giant, Lord of the Drakes, The Promethean Fire
"Honour,
Self-Sacrifice,
Self-Reliance,
Brotherhood"
Primarch of the Salamanders Space Marines, Master Craftsmen, The Black Dragon, Ruler of Nocturne, Hammer of Salvation, Jolly Green Giant, Lord of the Drakes, The Promethean Fire
"Honour,
Self-Sacrifice,
Self-Reliance,
Brotherhood"
February 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Vulkan,
Primarch of the Salamanders Space Marines, Master Craftsmen, The Black Dragon, Ruler of Nocturne, Hammer of Salvation, Jolly Green Giant, Lord of the Drakes, The Promethean Fire
"Honour,
Self-Sacrifice,
Self-Reliance,
Brotherhood"
Primarch of the Salamanders Space Marines, Master Craftsmen, The Black Dragon, Ruler of Nocturne, Hammer of Salvation, Jolly Green Giant, Lord of the Drakes, The Promethean Fire
"Honour,
Self-Sacrifice,
Self-Reliance,
Brotherhood"
I saw this much of the piece and immediately thought of Miku.
The Miku rot is taking hold.
The Miku rot is taking hold.
January 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I saw this much of the piece and immediately thought of Miku.
The Miku rot is taking hold.
The Miku rot is taking hold.
To anyone who says, "But it was a Roman Salute":
January 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
To anyone who says, "But it was a Roman Salute":
HUMP DAAAAAAAY
December 20, 2024 at 5:40 PM
HUMP DAAAAAAAY
Really nice, wish they had a grey hair option and more necklace options, tho
December 12, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Really nice, wish they had a grey hair option and more necklace options, tho
I love Jeff for all the reasons I love Kirby:
- Simple design
- Just a little guy
- Makes friends wherever he goes
- Can probably kill a god
- Simple design
- Just a little guy
- Makes friends wherever he goes
- Can probably kill a god
December 8, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I love Jeff for all the reasons I love Kirby:
- Simple design
- Just a little guy
- Makes friends wherever he goes
- Can probably kill a god
- Simple design
- Just a little guy
- Makes friends wherever he goes
- Can probably kill a god
Nah, I'd eat it vertically
December 4, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Nah, I'd eat it vertically
One might say I'm quite chill, elegant, harmonious even. 😎
That my sophisticated energy radiates off of my boundless presence. 🧐
That my sophisticated energy radiates off of my boundless presence. 🧐
December 3, 2024 at 12:23 AM
One might say I'm quite chill, elegant, harmonious even. 😎
That my sophisticated energy radiates off of my boundless presence. 🧐
That my sophisticated energy radiates off of my boundless presence. 🧐
I've just got a friend who also likes powerscaling and has told me how much some JJK fans wank their characters, so I'm just skeptical
December 2, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I've just got a friend who also likes powerscaling and has told me how much some JJK fans wank their characters, so I'm just skeptical
Having Lunchables and Squirt soda be your top red flags gives off the same energy as this
November 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Having Lunchables and Squirt soda be your top red flags gives off the same energy as this
Would being gay squared be straight? That's assuming gay in this instance, counts as a negative value. It makes some sense, as gay sex doesn't result in any reproduction and addition to the population. As well as in terms of male gay sex, sperm is lost. That means if you see this... you're straight.
November 27, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Would being gay squared be straight? That's assuming gay in this instance, counts as a negative value. It makes some sense, as gay sex doesn't result in any reproduction and addition to the population. As well as in terms of male gay sex, sperm is lost. That means if you see this... you're straight.
The Necrons are really fun to read about due to their past and Egyptian-like culture, highly recommend
November 26, 2024 at 2:24 AM
The Necrons are really fun to read about due to their past and Egyptian-like culture, highly recommend
My sleepy ass the whole time
November 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
My sleepy ass the whole time
Yippie! I made it!
November 24, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Yippie! I made it!
*Proceeds to choke on it*
November 21, 2024 at 11:00 PM
*Proceeds to choke on it*
Nah, I'd inhale it
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Nah, I'd inhale it
At least eggplants taste and smell somewhat good. Durian's, on the other hand, are probably the biggest f u plants. They attack almost every human sense except sound. Even just harvesting those fuckers are dangerous.
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 AM
At least eggplants taste and smell somewhat good. Durian's, on the other hand, are probably the biggest f u plants. They attack almost every human sense except sound. Even just harvesting those fuckers are dangerous.
Truly an unstoppable creature incapable of being dissuaded in the presence of hate and blasphemy.
An absolute SPECIMEN that is unable to be affected by the malevolent forces of the common evil.
A being of pure :3 energy that is immune to the vile >:( energy of the uncultured masses.
An absolute SPECIMEN that is unable to be affected by the malevolent forces of the common evil.
A being of pure :3 energy that is immune to the vile >:( energy of the uncultured masses.
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Truly an unstoppable creature incapable of being dissuaded in the presence of hate and blasphemy.
An absolute SPECIMEN that is unable to be affected by the malevolent forces of the common evil.
A being of pure :3 energy that is immune to the vile >:( energy of the uncultured masses.
An absolute SPECIMEN that is unable to be affected by the malevolent forces of the common evil.
A being of pure :3 energy that is immune to the vile >:( energy of the uncultured masses.
Give her a snickers, you're never yourself when you're hungry
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Give her a snickers, you're never yourself when you're hungry