Just dawned on me it’s going to be a fashion range isn’t it?

Goodly Morning! This season is our 100th consecutive season in the top flight which is pretty extraordinary but the club don’t appear to be marking it in any way. Do you know if there are any plans and what would you do?

Is Ekitike already the greatest player with a palindromic surname in PL history?

You forgot a new left back

Because in the first half of the season most of their home games were against lower half teams with aways against top half teams and now it’s switched. They generally beat the smaller teams and lose to the better!

He’s got such a good delivery it offers something different if you have Havertz in the middle. Could also unlock Martinelli by allowing him to come inside more

These two dorks on commentary are desperate for it

As a student I once ordered the giant 6ft one just because.
But you couldn’t toast those. It was crap