JP
@i-am-jurassic-park.bsky.social
A slightly nerdy and super tall software geek who shares his initials with an infamous dino park. 🏳️🌈
What a treat for dinner tonight 🤨
December 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What a treat for dinner tonight 🤨
Twas the night before Christmas ‘Eve’, when all through the house; Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care; In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there… 🎅🎄
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Twas the night before Christmas ‘Eve’, when all through the house; Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care; In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there… 🎅🎄
I’ve ate too much 🚼
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’ve ate too much 🚼
I’m well down for a “Friendsmas” next year… 🎄
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I’m well down for a “Friendsmas” next year… 🎄
I just won £25 on the Asda app and I feel like a millionaire 🤑
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I just won £25 on the Asda app and I feel like a millionaire 🤑
It sure what to do with my free time today…
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
It sure what to do with my free time today…
Packing to leave my liberal bubble and to spend the week back home with the family. Yes it was my decision to live 300 miles away from them… but man is this stressful. Who knows what I’m going to want to wear tomorrow; yet alone in 4 days time!?! 😅
December 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Packing to leave my liberal bubble and to spend the week back home with the family. Yes it was my decision to live 300 miles away from them… but man is this stressful. Who knows what I’m going to want to wear tomorrow; yet alone in 4 days time!?! 😅
So I mentioned ‘pizza’ twice on my feed this week and now every fourth post on my timeline is pizza themed 😳🫠
…it’s making me hungry 🍕 …midnight pizza order anyone 😅📱🍕?
…it’s making me hungry 🍕 …midnight pizza order anyone 😅📱🍕?
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
So I mentioned ‘pizza’ twice on my feed this week and now every fourth post on my timeline is pizza themed 😳🫠
…it’s making me hungry 🍕 …midnight pizza order anyone 😅📱🍕?
…it’s making me hungry 🍕 …midnight pizza order anyone 😅📱🍕?
Anyone seen Avatar: Fire and Ash yet??
Is it worth 3h17m of my life??
Is it worth 3h17m of my life??
December 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Anyone seen Avatar: Fire and Ash yet??
Is it worth 3h17m of my life??
Is it worth 3h17m of my life??
Picked up Donkey Kong on Switch 2 again after a 4 month ‘pause’. It’s actually a lot of fun. Just takes a bit of time to get used to the controls. 🍌🦍
December 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Picked up Donkey Kong on Switch 2 again after a 4 month ‘pause’. It’s actually a lot of fun. Just takes a bit of time to get used to the controls. 🍌🦍
So I have something to admit; I haven’t started my Christmas shopping yet 😅😱
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
So I have something to admit; I haven’t started my Christmas shopping yet 😅😱
My first day off… woke up at 7:30. I can guarantee that by the time I go back to work I’ll be waking up gone 9:30am 😳🤷♂️
December 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
My first day off… woke up at 7:30. I can guarantee that by the time I go back to work I’ll be waking up gone 9:30am 😳🤷♂️
This time last week I was heavily intoxicated in a German Christmas market; drinking “Glühwein mit Amaretto”; ending up in a busy bar before getting back to my room at 2am.
This week Im curled up on the sofa with a decafe coffee contemplating which Die Hard to watch😝 life in your late 30s is wild.
This week Im curled up on the sofa with a decafe coffee contemplating which Die Hard to watch😝 life in your late 30s is wild.
December 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This time last week I was heavily intoxicated in a German Christmas market; drinking “Glühwein mit Amaretto”; ending up in a busy bar before getting back to my room at 2am.
This week Im curled up on the sofa with a decafe coffee contemplating which Die Hard to watch😝 life in your late 30s is wild.
This week Im curled up on the sofa with a decafe coffee contemplating which Die Hard to watch😝 life in your late 30s is wild.
I decided to watch Deep Space 9 from the very beginning. It’s filmed in 1993 on 480p and hasn’t received the HD remaster (unlike TNG). Although it’s like I’m watching it with my eyes squinted I’m actually enjoying it. True geek at heart.
December 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I decided to watch Deep Space 9 from the very beginning. It’s filmed in 1993 on 480p and hasn’t received the HD remaster (unlike TNG). Although it’s like I’m watching it with my eyes squinted I’m actually enjoying it. True geek at heart.
It’s amazing how many people have blocked my account after I said that Pizza should only be eaten on a Friday… 😅😝🍕
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
It’s amazing how many people have blocked my account after I said that Pizza should only be eaten on a Friday… 😅😝🍕
OMG - is it too late to ask for something for Christmas?? 🎄 😍❤️
December 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
OMG - is it too late to ask for something for Christmas?? 🎄 😍❤️
So I’m actually really happy with how my arms are looking right now. Some of my t-shirts are now ‘tight’ round my arms (which is a good and bad kinda thing) 💪🏻
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So I’m actually really happy with how my arms are looking right now. Some of my t-shirts are now ‘tight’ round my arms (which is a good and bad kinda thing) 💪🏻
Launching 2 new apps (to both iOS and Android) a few days before I break up for Christmas feels risky… but hey I like to live on the wild side 😅🤔
December 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Launching 2 new apps (to both iOS and Android) a few days before I break up for Christmas feels risky… but hey I like to live on the wild side 😅🤔
Unpopular opinion but I see a lot of posts about it being Pizza night on a Tuesday; Wednesday or Thursday…
…I hate to break it to you guys but Pizza Night is Friday Night only 🍕
…I hate to break it to you guys but Pizza Night is Friday Night only 🍕
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Unpopular opinion but I see a lot of posts about it being Pizza night on a Tuesday; Wednesday or Thursday…
…I hate to break it to you guys but Pizza Night is Friday Night only 🍕
…I hate to break it to you guys but Pizza Night is Friday Night only 🍕
That awkward moment when you have 3 minutes until your next meeting; not really long enough to make a coffee; not long enough to start work or do anything really productive; but feels like an eternity. 👨🏼💻
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
That awkward moment when you have 3 minutes until your next meeting; not really long enough to make a coffee; not long enough to start work or do anything really productive; but feels like an eternity. 👨🏼💻
Well I bloody well hope I know Monzo otherwise I’ve either been kidnapped and don’t know it or my card is stolen and you need to help me out! 😱
December 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Well I bloody well hope I know Monzo otherwise I’ve either been kidnapped and don’t know it or my card is stolen and you need to help me out! 😱
Decided to skip the last couple of hours of work and go to the gym because I’ve delivered enough shareholder value today.
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Decided to skip the last couple of hours of work and go to the gym because I’ve delivered enough shareholder value today.
I did my Wrapped and it’s a mixed bag… like what on earth was happening in January?!?
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I did my Wrapped and it’s a mixed bag… like what on earth was happening in January?!?
Just did a bit of a BSky rebrand.
Same JP; now with a new look.
Same JP; now with a new look.
December 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just did a bit of a BSky rebrand.
Same JP; now with a new look.
Same JP; now with a new look.
Is it egotistical that I would like a Wikipedia page written about me? Asking for a friend… 🤨🫢
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Is it egotistical that I would like a Wikipedia page written about me? Asking for a friend… 🤨🫢