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jag

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Staff Software Engineer @ Hungryroot (Platform engineering / Python / Django)
Co-founder @ SeekHealing (a leading social health non-profit)
Autistic/ADHD; ENM; one of (((them)))
Asheville, NC

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Say the line, @mtsw.bsky.social !

(Because you're right.)

November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM

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You need to go back to the shut the fuck up area.

November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM

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It's her.

See HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_031326

From: gmax1@ellmax.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com;
Subject: Re:
Sent: 4/2/2011 7:09:39 PM

I have been thinking about that...

----- Original Message -----
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Gmax
Sent: Sat Apr 02 14:25:45 2011
Subject:

i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump.. virignia spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned. police chief. etc. im 75 % there

November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM

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November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM

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November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM

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Krieger from Archer: "Stop! My penis can only get so erect."

November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM

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November 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM

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November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM

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Vraiment.

The French language version of the Sickos meme.

November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM

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November 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM

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MRW it's 75° out in November as I'm taking my dog for her walk

Sarah Scribbles' comic of a person walking outside with an ice cream cone, thinking: It's so warm out! (But it's winter) Nice to be outside! (It's not normal) Lovely day! (The Earth is dying)

November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM

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November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM

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November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM

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JOOOOOOOOO!!! 🙌🫶🌟🎉

November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM

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"Careful! They're ruffled!"

Simpsons episode where Homer goes on the Space Shuttle and explodes a bag of potato chips in zero G.

November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM

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"Everyone is 12 now" theory prevails.

I regret to inform you this is actually real: www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/

A screenshot from whitehouse.gov parodying the MySpace page format called "mysafespace" prodding the Democrats in various racist, defamatory, and puerile ways, in complete violation of the Hatch Act.

November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM

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Dutch is not a serious language.

Google Translate going from English to Dutch.

"Spank me Daddy" becomes "geef me een klap papa"

November 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM

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Guardians of the Galaxy:

I have a plan.
You've got a plan?
I have part of a plan.
What percentage of a plan do you have?

I don't know, 12%.
12%?
That is not a plan.
It's barely a concept.

November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM

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ths is how im gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts

November 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM

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The Office "They're the same picture meme" style with the two pictures being: "People who would throw a Great Gatsby party" and "People who have never read the Great Gatsby."

November 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM

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Pawn Stars meme: Best I can do is a Diet Coke

October 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM

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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.

The cover of Nine Inch Nails' Pretty Hate Machine

October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM

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I just kept imagining the Judge talking to him like that mrs.frazzled Tiktok/Instagram creator was talking to him like he was a kindergartener.

"No, we don't tear gas the children when they're in costumes. I know it makes you feel like a big tough solider, but we don't do that."