Brian can't believe the year's almost over
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Fat, type-2 diabetic with A1C going down, autistic spectrum, bipolar, depression, master of mediocrity, gay, X-Men and Sailor Moon fan, unashamed Dean Winchester and Castiel shipper, often puts foot in his mouth, cis, he/him.
McClunky joke
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
McClunky joke
Tress McNellie's delivery of "Poor Violet" never fails to get a big laugh out of me.
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Tress McNellie's delivery of "Poor Violet" never fails to get a big laugh out of me.
Shitty Shooting Star
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Shitty Shooting Star
He wanted to be in the room where it happens.
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
He wanted to be in the room where it happens.
I usually go to bed watching MeTV at 2:00 AM with Cannon on starring William Conrad. The show makes me feel good because it's about a detective as fat as I am not letting his weight literally slow him down. You don't see fat people on TV or movies anymore that aren't in fat suits.
December 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I usually go to bed watching MeTV at 2:00 AM with Cannon on starring William Conrad. The show makes me feel good because it's about a detective as fat as I am not letting his weight literally slow him down. You don't see fat people on TV or movies anymore that aren't in fat suits.
Oh, that gag about the end of March being Christ's actual birthday. That was a good one. Cheers to the gag writers.
December 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh, that gag about the end of March being Christ's actual birthday. That was a good one. Cheers to the gag writers.
I hate that they made "later episode Simpsons" Moe suicidally depressed. How is that funny?
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I hate that they made "later episode Simpsons" Moe suicidally depressed. How is that funny?
I'd eat them.
December 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'd eat them.
Go, Team Aunt, Go! Go, Team Aunt, Go!
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Go, Team Aunt, Go! Go, Team Aunt, Go!
That Bari Weiss (who is as far as a feminist as you can get) is in charge of CBS news now is an irony you don't find in Alanis Morrisette songs.
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
That Bari Weiss (who is as far as a feminist as you can get) is in charge of CBS news now is an irony you don't find in Alanis Morrisette songs.
Even Maggie's joining in on attacking Bart. Marge is the only one trying to break things up.
December 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Even Maggie's joining in on attacking Bart. Marge is the only one trying to break things up.
Who would Patty and Mr. Burns see during The Third Impact before turning into orange juice?
December 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Who would Patty and Mr. Burns see during The Third Impact before turning into orange juice?
I don't think my heart can get any warmer
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I don't think my heart can get any warmer
~He wants his pictures~
~But they're all painted black~
~He wants to show his pecs~
~But they come out completely black~
~But they're all painted black~
~He wants to show his pecs~
~But they come out completely black~
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
~He wants his pictures~
~But they're all painted black~
~He wants to show his pecs~
~But they come out completely black~
~But they're all painted black~
~He wants to show his pecs~
~But they come out completely black~
Me? I'm still listening to the "New Oldies" : www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_...
Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok "From CHESS"
YouTube video by ChessVEVO
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December 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me? I'm still listening to the "New Oldies" : www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_...
Oh, Marge's face after Bart unwraps his present kills me.
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Oh, Marge's face after Bart unwraps his present kills me.
I didn't think Dr. Frink would be so profound. His definition of God is one of the best I've heard. And he's not be an ass toward those who believe in the Judeo-Christian God. I find that refreshing after all that "new atheism/'Brights'" crap from 20 years ago.
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I didn't think Dr. Frink would be so profound. His definition of God is one of the best I've heard. And he's not be an ass toward those who believe in the Judeo-Christian God. I find that refreshing after all that "new atheism/'Brights'" crap from 20 years ago.
I'm going to Hell for smiling at this comment
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm going to Hell for smiling at this comment
Gonna be waiting in a long ass line of women and gay men who are thinking the exact same thing, though.
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Gonna be waiting in a long ass line of women and gay men who are thinking the exact same thing, though.
I'm torn between getting it next month or the new Katamari game
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I'm torn between getting it next month or the new Katamari game
But will Waldo find him: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s99K...
SCP-4885 │ Find Him │ Keter │ Humanoid/Infohazard SCP
YouTube video by TheVolgun
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December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
But will Waldo find him: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s99K...
Blunt but, like the honey badger, Disney don't care.
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Blunt but, like the honey badger, Disney don't care.