Reputation (Travis Version) oh sorry I meant The Life Of A Showgirl

A letter to Conservative Women:

You scratch and gnaw at the bars of your enclosure but scorn your sister who dare climb over. We were taught in school that kindness wins all, yet you still bathe in your cruel petty ways.
It’s no question you’ll never break through that wall.

Welp, TikTok is officially down for me. But I refuse to doom scroll on meta. Does this mean I actually have to write my book now?

Sonic 3 was so good it made my brother change his pfp from some religious text to Sonic’s face from the movie. 14 year old boys have spoken. It’s just that good.

Maybe I’m not “woke”, maybe I just don’t think we should judge people on their skin color, sexuality, gender identity, or weight. I think we should judge people on their favorite transformer.

“I love Starscream.” awwww
“I love Shockwave.” Ew

I love micro-gambling, it’s so fun. I’m having a blast right now.

“Don’t show me any pictures from NASA, I’m nutting in the bathroom.”

I don’t have depression, ok? I have stupid person syndrome. I’m allergic to stupid people…but am one at the same time. Symptoms? It makes me sad.

I can’t believe we are still using office lingo. Do not give me an “action item”, actually. I will quit.

Transformers fan or not, Megatron is objectively a bad ass name.