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HySpy - Toitū Te Tiriti
@hyspy.bsky.social
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He/Him. Sex work is work. I repost SWers so set your moderation preferences

Random internet cis guy. Tangata tiriti. In my 40s. Occasional mtg posts. 🇳🇿

Semi competent SRE and developer.
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First day of spring footwear
A picture of HySpy's feet wearing leather jandals
September 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Hair is always a mess
A selfie of HySpy wearing a blue Star Labs shirt from the CW Flash series
August 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Kiaora whanau (yes I know my shit is a mess)
Picture of a very messy desk with a monitor showing the InternetNZ agm
July 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Oh fun, I now get entry number two on my only list:
Screenshot of a blocklist called "Hubris" that is just Seth Abramson and some weird guy called Dragon who doesn't seem to really understand how lists work.
March 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Presented without comment
A screenshot of text in a command line saying "joi@14.3.1: This module has moved and is now available at @hapi/joi`
March 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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All cops are bad
A screenshot of the DS game Elite Beat Agents where a policeman called Poncho threatens a poor hardworking taxi driver with losing his license, which would cause him to lose his job
March 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Bulge pics?
A mirror pic of hyspy in black underwear. The picture is focused on his crotch A low angle shot of hyspy's underpants. The outline of his penis is visible
February 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Oh yeah I want you to touch me here
A zoomed in picture of Joe Rogan's eye
January 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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It's simic is bullshit Friday
The mtg card Nadu, Winged Wisdom. It has the text: Flying Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
January 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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The latest account pretending to be for SWers but creating lists full of actual SWers
Screenshot of the account the-unknowns-007.bsky.social
January 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Dicking around with combining stuff from thingiverse. Isshin and Krenko make many goblins
Top down view of a 3d printed mtg goblin token. It has a goblin title bar and a raised 1/1 statline. There is a plinth for a spindown, and an upright goblin figure An isometric view from the front of a 3d printed mtg goblin token. The front of the goblin figure is visible and behind it is a plinth with a spindown.
December 29, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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Necron Lord Snorlax. Just testing out citadel paints on PETG
A 3d printed Snorlax painted in bronze and grey with green eyes
December 27, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Another shitty troll list account has popped up
Screenshot of the resourcesforsw.bsky.social account.
December 26, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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Look how pretty it is
A bone china mug with a sci-fi design. It is black, red, purple, and blue
December 26, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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Dinner came together ok
Green beans and broccolini with feta, and potatoes with gremolata A view of Xmas dinner on a bench ready to be served. There is ham, lamb with stuffing balls, courgette and peppers, baby carrots, beans and broccolini with feta, and potatoes
December 25, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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Wake up babe another bad actor list account just dropped
Screenshot of the bluesky account @supportlists.bsky.social
December 24, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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What’s your favourite comfort horror film?
Movie poster of Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
December 24, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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Imodane approves
The magic the gathering card Imodane, the Pyrohammer
December 20, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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Time to crack into this bad boy
A tin of T2 Pear & Butter Scotch loose leaf tea. In the background is an electric kettle and a mug with a tea diffuser.
December 19, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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Picture of a bucket hat saying "Don't Bully Me I'll Cum :("
December 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Love this guy. Everyone gets one(1) turn.
The magic the gathering card Gerrard's Hourglass Pendant
December 11, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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LinkedIn you don't know me at all.
Recommendation from LinkedIn that I follow Christopher Luxon, the current Prime Minister of New Zealand, and nominal leader of the National party.
December 11, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Never forget the heroes that have gone before
A picture of Chris Dorner that was commonly used in media
December 10, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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I present to you: the laziest cat in the world
Black and white cat drinking out of his water bowl whilst lying down
December 8, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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This guy
A black and white cat lying on his back on a beanbag. His limbs are partially spread
December 4, 2024 at 1:16 AM