Suzanne Purkis
@hypoxia75.bsky.social
Editor, writer, poet, science nerd. Principal dog wrangler. Head of spider relocation services. Definitely not an alien. 🛸
Right!? Such an amazing album.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Right!? Such an amazing album.
I mean. It was right there in the fine print:
Side effects of this rain spell may include: living lightning, frogs, cats and/or dogs, rogue tentacles*, and upper level flooding.
*Rogue tentacles may be capable of opening random portals, as well as tickling innocent bystanders.
Side effects of this rain spell may include: living lightning, frogs, cats and/or dogs, rogue tentacles*, and upper level flooding.
*Rogue tentacles may be capable of opening random portals, as well as tickling innocent bystanders.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I mean. It was right there in the fine print:
Side effects of this rain spell may include: living lightning, frogs, cats and/or dogs, rogue tentacles*, and upper level flooding.
*Rogue tentacles may be capable of opening random portals, as well as tickling innocent bystanders.
Side effects of this rain spell may include: living lightning, frogs, cats and/or dogs, rogue tentacles*, and upper level flooding.
*Rogue tentacles may be capable of opening random portals, as well as tickling innocent bystanders.
I seem to recall that other time started out as "only rain" and "not a big deal" until the tentacle incident made it a very big deal.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I seem to recall that other time started out as "only rain" and "not a big deal" until the tentacle incident made it a very big deal.
Okay, well now we're talking! Let me just consult the oracles...
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Okay, well now we're talking! Let me just consult the oracles...
Not if the words aren't in the right order.
Also, I think there's something about a sacrifice in the fine print.
Also, I think there's something about a sacrifice in the fine print.
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not if the words aren't in the right order.
Also, I think there's something about a sacrifice in the fine print.
Also, I think there's something about a sacrifice in the fine print.
Without saying the incantation, obviously.
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Without saying the incantation, obviously.
Existential dread.
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Existential dread.
That's some serious dedication to a theme. Also the stuff of nightmares for some people, I imagine.
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
That's some serious dedication to a theme. Also the stuff of nightmares for some people, I imagine.
Jesus. Are those all clowns?
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Jesus. Are those all clowns?
It's always dog o'clock.
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It's always dog o'clock.
Definitely not for the faint of heart. But I know of such a place... just off the path near the Canada Post buildings.
If I don't make it back, let the flowers know that I went down fighting.
If I don't make it back, let the flowers know that I went down fighting.
October 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Definitely not for the faint of heart. But I know of such a place... just off the path near the Canada Post buildings.
If I don't make it back, let the flowers know that I went down fighting.
If I don't make it back, let the flowers know that I went down fighting.