Hypno Cal 🌀
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Hypno Cal 🌀
@hypnoalfie.bsky.social
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Art and appreciation of hot men, spirals, and bad puns 🔞

🐻 Cal
😸 Alfie
👤 Lycoth

Also sometimes talk about board game design. 🎲✂️
No cake for you
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I like most colors. Pastels are great but your bright colors you’ve used are wonderful.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
August 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I would say banjo but…
July 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Friendly Reminder:
Don’t forget your daily dose of Goon.

Art thanks to @hypnoidiot.bsky.social
May 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
⚠️Subject L16074 Has Escaped⚠️

Be on the watch for this Alpha Demonic Entity, using the name Lycoth.

Known Abilities:
Possession
Turning into Shadows
Corruption
Hypnotic Seduction

Our only chance to stop him is to
<⛔️ no known weakness ⛔️>

Thanks to @tastefulbamboo.bsky.social for the commission!
May 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Who wants to be my houseboy and clean my apartment for me naked?

No? Maybe I just need to… make it a bit more persuasive…
April 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
No passwords but open to most any questions. If something is too personal, I’ll DM
March 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Grr says your neighborhood bear. 🐻
January 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It’s really an issue with any client based profession.
January 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s a shame I had to add the orbs myself
December 19, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline.
December 1, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Here’s my hypno list. Enjoy you horny men.
October 22, 2024 at 7:45 PM
When I think of a grunt, what I go back to is like these guys from Kim Possible. Like nameless lackeys in matching skin-tight suits.
November 3, 2023 at 12:47 AM
I posted this on Twitter. Might as well post on here.
October 17, 2023 at 7:16 AM
Been a while since I’ve done my own art
September 19, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Happy Beard Day from your local bear.
If you don’t got a beard, don’t worry, I’ll make sure to get a nice thick one on your face. 🧔🏻
September 2, 2023 at 6:15 PM