(And being a subject, it's why I tend to be careful. 'Cause I know what turns me on needs to be handled with caution.)

But was he wearing a suit while he opened you up?

One hand is dangling a sparkling crystal pendant on a chain as if to hypnotize you, the other is pointing at you. Next to him a glowing hypnotic spiral.

This was the prompt for both generations (over two replies): A handsome 35-year-old hypnotist wearing an elegant Edwardian white tie formal wear, a top hat, opera cape with crimson silk lining and a wicked smirk, standing at the end of a dark smoky alleyway. (Continued)

I go back and forth. I've said it before but when you're trying to get an AI engine to do something, there's a lot to appreciate in GPT4o's accuracy. But Dall-e's product is attractively glossier, and its errors can be more interesting that your original thoughts.

Only Bing could dream up a three-piece suit with leggings. Seggings?

And for those who don't know me and are concerned, the turn on for me isn't the self-destruction. It's the hypnotist making it seem innocuous.

When is the book of ridiculous hookup app exchanges coming?