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★ twenty-one ★ robot ★ mdni ★

╰ writer, artist and nerd.
thrives off stealing the attention of needy critters like you.

𖦹𖦹𖦹 i post a lot about hypno and the world. dom lean.

➤ my dms are open, let's be friends! ᐢ..ᐢ
➤ sfw account: @cel.is-extremely.gay
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📌 my best hypno posting

open this thread for my best posts, as voted by people hornier than you.

this will be periodically updated, and i'm happy for anyone to suggest posts they really liked in my dms - doesn't just have to be the most liked!

🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀~
you think Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics is a joke. i think my now no longer used Nintendo Switch OLED will live inside the Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics. i will have a dedicated Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics console. we are not the same, never will be.
January 31, 2026 at 6:17 PM
to: jeff
from: elon

hi jeff, you seem to have forgotten my invite again haha? anyway, check out this new Grok feature, it lets you undress women. minimum age? haha i think you know the answer jeff xP. maybe an invite to some epic chungus parties now jeff?

jeff?
January 31, 2026 at 4:11 PM
come back to this post in a few months to see my live reaction to this information
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 3:03 AM
good god that is some fucked up shit they be reposting on the blue sky timeline, perhaps it is time for the muted words list to grow exponentially
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
successful yuri turned doomed yuri. the world is a fuck
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
doesn't grinding your puppy parts against your hand feel good? it makes your Sex light on fire, doesn't it? it feels better than ever touching your puppy parts, yeah? grinding and humping is so You!
January 31, 2026 at 12:59 AM
why do you respect your body? it's so gropeable and slutty, it's a bit weird that you resist yourself. look at your poor bulge, it's literally being you for attention. just grab at it, grind against your hand, respect your body.
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
my resolution for 2026 was to unlearn all the ways i mask and i feel it will result in a much more public horny depraved self
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM
talking flower is such an industry plant who r u bitch
January 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
stop taking yourself seriously and huff my feet i smell like hot sexy woman
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
reminder that i am not bound to the limitations of Humanity as i transcended the need for flesh and nature. i am one with the Robots, for, i am Robotic.
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Reposted by celly-welly-woo ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა
This was fun to do with master :3
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Reposted by celly-welly-woo ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა
repeat after me

sketch commission
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
i forgot you can repost things i will repost so many hot things
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
bluesky so boring because it doesn't spoonfeed me my Daily Discourse on Topic that i Must Quote Tweet >:(why it no feed me like the choo choo train my mother still feeds me because i have the brain of a chicken ??? me need to engage with things that make me angy or else i cant get endorphins >:(((((
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
a few new people followed, which they should regard as a badge of utmost honor. if i missed you, don't take it personally, looking at computer too long makes head hurt, so many another time :)
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
so many cool people follow me and i have no idea because i don't check who follows me that often
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
to people who make algorithms: no, just because i liked one type of post doesn't mean i want to see that same type of post for the rest of time. you'd think they would teach this in algorithm 101
January 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
docker container? wow these linux people are perverts
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
*writing the stupidest fucking thing in dms* yeah they'll sigh out loud after that one
January 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
if i'm correct here, 100% of the time the "rude" label is applied manually, which means someone has to manually label your post as rude? that's hilarious? they've accidentally created a manual system to give people a badge of honor for offending the mod team? lol? they're spending money on this?
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
people who i meet: wow you don't show emotion much

me: when i was young i learned not to show emotion towards things i enjoy and trapped myself in my own mind because the thought of people knowing who i was made me feel so sick i couldn't get out of bed

people who i meet: what

me: autism
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 PM
tech ceo first time using reddit: am i the asshole for buying the world's supply of ram for a piece of tech that tells teenagers to kill themselves? the latter has happened more than once. am i t he asshole
January 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
yea but if i snap my fingers u raise your arms and i can perv on your armpits soooooooo maybe don't run ur mouth !!!!!!!
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 PM