HYPNOPOTAMUS!
@hypno-part-deux.bsky.social
Hold on! I'm not in the right outfit to fight you guys. . .!
Pinned
a cartoon hippo wearing a purple tuxedo and a pink turban
ALT: a cartoon hippo wearing a purple tuxedo and a pink turban
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temp pinned, rottmnt hypnopotamus for tmnt/rottmnt roleplay.
scribbled by shiloh/g.
#rottmntrp // #tmntrp
scribbled by shiloh/g.
#rottmntrp // #tmntrp
Reposted by HYPNOPOTAMUS!
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𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠,
𝗹𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚,
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙮
𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧.
𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠,
𝗹𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚,
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙮
𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧.
June 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠,
𝗹𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚,
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙮
𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧.
𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠,
𝗹𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚,
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙮
𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧.
[NC]
If you talk about my daughter like that again, I'll make you wear a dog collar and take you out for walkies!
If you talk about my daughter like that again, I'll make you wear a dog collar and take you out for walkies!
[ nc ]
I HATE the dog bed . . smells like dog. ( 💢 )
I HATE the dog bed . . smells like dog. ( 💢 )
[NC]
The dog bed, he means the dog bed.
The dog bed, he means the dog bed.
June 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
[NC]
If you talk about my daughter like that again, I'll make you wear a dog collar and take you out for walkies!
If you talk about my daughter like that again, I'll make you wear a dog collar and take you out for walkies!
[NC]
The dog bed, he means the dog bed.
The dog bed, he means the dog bed.
[ nc ]
he's putting me on that damn couch tonight ( 😔✊️ )
he's putting me on that damn couch tonight ( 😔✊️ )
[Hypno will remember that.]
June 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
[NC]
The dog bed, he means the dog bed.
The dog bed, he means the dog bed.
[Hypno will remember that.]
June 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[Hypno will remember that.]
We were... thinking of doing a real doozy of one, yes! And.. force is a strong word, Maxine! We INVITE you with PERSISTENCE.
[ Pausing a moment at the genuine praise, only to shake her head and push on after. ]
Been grown for a while, dad. We both know this. [ Settled in the kitchen now, she turns to stare up at her dad, arms crossed. ]
'Heist'? What heist? [ . . . ] Were you gonna force me to join ? ?
Been grown for a while, dad. We both know this. [ Settled in the kitchen now, she turns to stare up at her dad, arms crossed. ]
'Heist'? What heist? [ . . . ] Were you gonna force me to join ? ?
[Hearing "extra credit", Warren tears up at the sight of his daughter, about to start blubbering.]
Ohhh, my little girl is all grown up! I'm so proud of you, Maxine!
[Genuine praise!]
But-- if you're babysitting tonight, then I suppose Warren and I will work on our heist plans alone. . .
Ohhh, my little girl is all grown up! I'm so proud of you, Maxine!
[Genuine praise!]
But-- if you're babysitting tonight, then I suppose Warren and I will work on our heist plans alone. . .
June 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We were... thinking of doing a real doozy of one, yes! And.. force is a strong word, Maxine! We INVITE you with PERSISTENCE.
Reposted by HYPNOPOTAMUS!
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𝗦𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣,
𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩,
𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗻
𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙚!
𝗦𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣,
𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩,
𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗻
𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙚!
January 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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𝗦𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣,
𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩,
𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗻
𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙚!
𝗦𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣,
𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩,
𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗻
𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙚!
[Hearing "extra credit", Warren tears up at the sight of his daughter, about to start blubbering.]
Ohhh, my little girl is all grown up! I'm so proud of you, Maxine!
[Genuine praise!]
But-- if you're babysitting tonight, then I suppose Warren and I will work on our heist plans alone. . .
Ohhh, my little girl is all grown up! I'm so proud of you, Maxine!
[Genuine praise!]
But-- if you're babysitting tonight, then I suppose Warren and I will work on our heist plans alone. . .
front of her. Or Warren, since I know he's around here / somewhere /, too.
June 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
[Hearing "extra credit", Warren tears up at the sight of his daughter, about to start blubbering.]
Ohhh, my little girl is all grown up! I'm so proud of you, Maxine!
[Genuine praise!]
But-- if you're babysitting tonight, then I suppose Warren and I will work on our heist plans alone. . .
Ohhh, my little girl is all grown up! I'm so proud of you, Maxine!
[Genuine praise!]
But-- if you're babysitting tonight, then I suppose Warren and I will work on our heist plans alone. . .
Magicians don't knock! They make entrances, darling.
. . . A foster kid? Since when do you babysit?
[Raising a brow at the kid who seems completely fine with a giant hippo man a few feet away.]
. . . A foster kid? Since when do you babysit?
[Raising a brow at the kid who seems completely fine with a giant hippo man a few feet away.]
[ Cringing so hard her teeth grind, shoulders tensing. ]
You could at least / knock /, y'know. [ Not even going to mention her phone. She's blocked him, of course. ] 's a foster kid. I'm babysitting. Sooo . . you should go – .
You could at least / knock /, y'know. [ Not even going to mention her phone. She's blocked him, of course. ] 's a foster kid. I'm babysitting. Sooo . . you should go – .
[Oh, no you don't.]
MAXINE, MY DARLING DAUGHTER! Hello! Your phone has been saying the number's been discontinued, you should call and check on yo--
[Sees Max coloring with Ophelia.]
. . . Who's child is that?
MAXINE, MY DARLING DAUGHTER! Hello! Your phone has been saying the number's been discontinued, you should call and check on yo--
[Sees Max coloring with Ophelia.]
. . . Who's child is that?
June 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Magicians don't knock! They make entrances, darling.
. . . A foster kid? Since when do you babysit?
[Raising a brow at the kid who seems completely fine with a giant hippo man a few feet away.]
. . . A foster kid? Since when do you babysit?
[Raising a brow at the kid who seems completely fine with a giant hippo man a few feet away.]
Oh, Warren, get in line. If she could throw me, she WOULD. All we need to do is have her grow more warmly towards us! It'll take time, but I'm sure-- everything will work itself out, no?
[Leans down to press a kiss to Warren's wormy face.]
[Leans down to press a kiss to Warren's wormy face.]
Preening at the attention, only to deflate in near immediate annoyance. Forcing a strained smile.
"Ooh, yes, the estranged daughter who really seems to love slinging insults. And me."
Grumbling, " ( Still fixing that window ). "
"Ooh, yes, the estranged daughter who really seems to love slinging insults. And me."
Grumbling, " ( Still fixing that window ). "
[Already picking him up.]
Ahh, there you are, my dear! Come come, we must locate Maxine! We have much work to do tonight! ! !
Ahh, there you are, my dear! Come come, we must locate Maxine! We have much work to do tonight! ! !
June 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh, Warren, get in line. If she could throw me, she WOULD. All we need to do is have her grow more warmly towards us! It'll take time, but I'm sure-- everything will work itself out, no?
[Leans down to press a kiss to Warren's wormy face.]
[Leans down to press a kiss to Warren's wormy face.]
[Oh, no you don't.]
MAXINE, MY DARLING DAUGHTER! Hello! Your phone has been saying the number's been discontinued, you should call and check on yo--
[Sees Max coloring with Ophelia.]
. . . Who's child is that?
MAXINE, MY DARLING DAUGHTER! Hello! Your phone has been saying the number's been discontinued, you should call and check on yo--
[Sees Max coloring with Ophelia.]
. . . Who's child is that?
I Need To Go, Suddenly.
June 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
[Oh, no you don't.]
MAXINE, MY DARLING DAUGHTER! Hello! Your phone has been saying the number's been discontinued, you should call and check on yo--
[Sees Max coloring with Ophelia.]
. . . Who's child is that?
MAXINE, MY DARLING DAUGHTER! Hello! Your phone has been saying the number's been discontinued, you should call and check on yo--
[Sees Max coloring with Ophelia.]
. . . Who's child is that?
[Already picking him up.]
Ahh, there you are, my dear! Come come, we must locate Maxine! We have much work to do tonight! ! !
Ahh, there you are, my dear! Come come, we must locate Maxine! We have much work to do tonight! ! !
Slicking hair back with THE most dramatic effect, only for it to spring back up comedically.
"My GLORIOUS return to my AMAZING fans," a pause, and said off to the side, " – ( and also husband and family. )"
"My GLORIOUS return to my AMAZING fans," a pause, and said off to the side, " – ( and also husband and family. )"
June 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
[Already picking him up.]
Ahh, there you are, my dear! Come come, we must locate Maxine! We have much work to do tonight! ! !
Ahh, there you are, my dear! Come come, we must locate Maxine! We have much work to do tonight! ! !
Reposted by HYPNOPOTAMUS!
Reposted by HYPNOPOTAMUS!
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𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚
𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 —
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚
𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 —
June 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚
𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 —
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚
𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 —
[Appears in a smoky flock of doves.]
Ahhh, good to be back, good to be back! Now, where's my LOVELY daughter and LOVELY magician's-assistant-slash-life-partner?
Ahhh, good to be back, good to be back! Now, where's my LOVELY daughter and LOVELY magician's-assistant-slash-life-partner?
June 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
[Appears in a smoky flock of doves.]
Ahhh, good to be back, good to be back! Now, where's my LOVELY daughter and LOVELY magician's-assistant-slash-life-partner?
Ahhh, good to be back, good to be back! Now, where's my LOVELY daughter and LOVELY magician's-assistant-slash-life-partner?
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EVERYONE IS DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!
>Literate ROTTMNT OC.
>TMNTRP / No ships.
>Pure-l*wd accs DNI, Muse is a MINOR.
>SFW only, non-l*wd.
>Scribbled by Shiloh/G.
#ROTTMNTRP // #TMNTRP
>Literate ROTTMNT OC.
>TMNTRP / No ships.
>Pure-l*wd accs DNI, Muse is a MINOR.
>SFW only, non-l*wd.
>Scribbled by Shiloh/G.
#ROTTMNTRP // #TMNTRP
June 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
EVERYONE IS DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!
>Literate ROTTMNT OC.
>TMNTRP / No ships.
>Pure-l*wd accs DNI, Muse is a MINOR.
>SFW only, non-l*wd.
>Scribbled by Shiloh/G.
#ROTTMNTRP // #TMNTRP
>Literate ROTTMNT OC.
>TMNTRP / No ships.
>Pure-l*wd accs DNI, Muse is a MINOR.
>SFW only, non-l*wd.
>Scribbled by Shiloh/G.
#ROTTMNTRP // #TMNTRP
Reposted by HYPNOPOTAMUS!
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𝗛𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙨,
𝗜'𝗺 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚.
𝗞𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠,
𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀.
𝗛𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙨,
𝗜'𝗺 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚.
𝗞𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠,
𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀.
May 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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𝗛𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙨,
𝗜'𝗺 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚.
𝗞𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠,
𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀.
𝗛𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙨,
𝗜'𝗺 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚.
𝗞𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠,
𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀.
temp pinned, rottmnt hypnopotamus for tmnt/rottmnt roleplay.
scribbled by shiloh/g.
#rottmntrp // #tmntrp
scribbled by shiloh/g.
#rottmntrp // #tmntrp
a cartoon hippo wearing a purple tuxedo and a pink turban
ALT: a cartoon hippo wearing a purple tuxedo and a pink turban
media.tenor.com
June 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
temp pinned, rottmnt hypnopotamus for tmnt/rottmnt roleplay.
scribbled by shiloh/g.
#rottmntrp // #tmntrp
scribbled by shiloh/g.
#rottmntrp // #tmntrp