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Hyper-Intelligent Dolphin
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I’m a dolphin who reads the news. My friends say I’m smart. SKREEEE-ERRRRKKK!!! TIK-TIK-BLEEEP!!
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Mike Johnson straight-up admits that the administration will be cooked after two years if Republicans lose the majority. Let’s do it!!! #bluewave #nokings
Picture of Mike Johnson giving a speech with text that says: MIKE JOHNSON: If we lose the majority... They will try to end the Trump administration. He won't have 4 years. He'll have only 2, because they will move to impeach him, probably on the first day of the new Congress in January 2027 and try to systematically unwind all the important reforms that we've done Followed by social media posts that read: Lib Dunk @libdunkmedia I think he just cut a campaign ad for democrats in 2026 And: Chargé d'Affaires @BrandiAtkinson Okay, you sold me, I'm convinced
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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🤣🤣💀 Ya Winsome, Ya Lose Some! #VirginiaGovernor #WinsomeLoss #Spanberger #BlueWave
Picture of Winsome Earle-Sears giving concession speech with text “Ya Winsome, Ya Lose Some”
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Costa Rican Randall Gamboa was arrested by ICE, held in detention, lost in the system, deported in a vegetative state, and died of his injuries. This administration is committing crimes against humanity. Everyone accountable, from the president and his cronies to thugs in ICE, must be arrested
Text reads: Arrested by ICE and deported in a vegetative state: A Costa Rican man’s family seeks answers after his death Randall Gamboa migrated to the United States in December in perfect health and returned to Costa Rica in September bedridden, unable to speak or eat. He died last weekend Photo of Randall Gamboa
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The White House is hosting a trick-or-treating event in an unmitigated lead and asbestos hazmat site. Like everything about this administration, THIS IS NOT OKAY!
Picture of White House from October 2025 showing the lawn and demolished east wing with text that says: Trump is hosting a trick-or-treating event on the White House lawn: A hazmat site full of lead and asbestos dust During a government shutdown After canceling its Hispanic Heritage event While committing an untold number of atrocities What’s more scary than this president?
October 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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What’s really going on with the East Wing 😳🙃
The White House with the East Wing removed and a Death Star being constructed in its place
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Sign from the #NoKings rally in DC yesterday!
Yellow sign held at a protest with black warning stripes at top and bottom, designed to look like a workplace safety sign. Text says: Democracy first! 249 years Since last king 0 days since attempted king We’re not going back!
October 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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No King in the USA Any Time!!!
#nokings 🚫👑
October 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Yesss!! Trump hates America!!
October 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Yesssss! No Kings!!
October 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Yesss! Trump is the one who hates America!
October 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Yesss! No one hates America more than Trump! 🤬
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Yes! Resist!!!
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Yes!! Trump hates America!!
October 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Yessssss! Trump hates America!
October 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Trump hates America!! He is tearing it apart it so billionaires can buy up the parts for cheap! No Kings in the USA!!!
#nokings #notrump #trumphatesamerica
Infographic rendition of Trump's recent TIMElia he Magazine cover portrait it's a "no" sign over thetted face and text that says: Trump Hates America several felonies No Kings No Trump against With arrows pointing to parts of him that say: Unscarred (allegedly shot) ear only hears yes men and strongmen. Ugly suit doesn't hide lack of heart or guts. Neck resembles genitalia he committed several felonies against. Tiny combover crown he wishes was the real thing.
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM