hyperturtle.bsky.social
@hyperturtle.bsky.social
Okay, I can understand your points. But why aren't you also arguing about Die Hard 2's Christmas movie status?
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hey! I held true to my promise to stop following @billcorbett.bsky.social around the grocery store explaining why Birdemic 2 is perfectly riffable and @rifftrax.com held up their end of the bargain!!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Thunderstorms causing massive blackouts are nature’s way of making sure you power cycle your router.
May 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
No. I would not like help from your AI assistant.
April 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Goodbye snow, hello allergies!
March 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM