fascist republicans: "we're gonna run a genocidal campaign demonizing two vulnerable minority groups"

the alleged opposition party: "have we tried explicitly agreeing with the fascists? 🤔"

ah yes, Immaterial Competition, a true classic

i hate when it line breaks in the middle of a set of emojis, i put them together without a space for a reason, those emojis are one word 😡

jfc it took like 2 hours to get to 100% and then had an error AT 100% 😭

not gonna have time to play mario kart before bed 😥

switch 2 system transfer started working on about the 10th try lol 🫠

I had it pre-downloaded from Gamepass but I've been really sick all week and haven't felt up to actually playing it yet 🫠

...I should have known because I don't even have it set to hide content

also I was fully expecting it to be like tax forms or something lol

next she'll make kids compete in the hunger games for the grand prize of a free school lunch

Yeah, that's the one

He tried to do this like ten years ago, and started a crowdfund campaign with -zero- mention of the whole religious angle until *after* he raised a ton of money for it. Total con artist.

Who could have possibly guessed kakistocracy would not be an ideal form of government? 🫠

"I've never heard of any of this!" is how very dumb people admit that they are very dumb without realizing they've just admitted that they're very dumb.

This reminded me of something I heard once about dystopian fiction resonating so much with our generation because none of us can imagine a future where any of this shit turns out okay somehow. That subconsciously, even as teenagers, we recognized that capitalism would inevitably lead us to this...