Adenosine Triphosphate
@hyperanomalous.bsky.social
Frenetic distractions incessantly cutting in line, like Escher's relativistic web of endless tangents
The reason I keep going back to Twitter is the same reason people have a hard time with life on the outside after serving time in prison.
January 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The reason I keep going back to Twitter is the same reason people have a hard time with life on the outside after serving time in prison.
Follower/following parity is sacred. I will not be taking questions at this time.
December 19, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Follower/following parity is sacred. I will not be taking questions at this time.
🙃 this emoji means you're huffing your own farts and enjoying the smell.
December 12, 2024 at 10:33 AM
🙃 this emoji means you're huffing your own farts and enjoying the smell.
Everyone has their own natural stank. What you need to find for true love is someone that finds your natural stank naturally appealing.
December 12, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Everyone has their own natural stank. What you need to find for true love is someone that finds your natural stank naturally appealing.
Oldest complaint letter from 18th century BC.
That was probably @mote.bsky.social in a previous life.
That was probably @mote.bsky.social in a previous life.
Ea-nāṣir is the recipient of the world’s oldest complaint letter. He’s reportedly the worst businessman of the 18th century, a mediocre conman whose actions should have him put out of business. Is this fair?
Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.
Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.
November 23, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Oldest complaint letter from 18th century BC.
That was probably @mote.bsky.social in a previous life.
That was probably @mote.bsky.social in a previous life.
Using the Mayan calendar really makes you appreciate every day as a gift unto itself.
November 23, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Using the Mayan calendar really makes you appreciate every day as a gift unto itself.
Keeping my Facebook page well-manicured like a suburban lawn.
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Keeping my Facebook page well-manicured like a suburban lawn.
Fear makes you useful.
November 22, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Fear makes you useful.
Shaving is such a pain. Somebody should invent a laser wall that you just walk through and it vaporizes all the hair you want gone down to skin level.
November 21, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Shaving is such a pain. Somebody should invent a laser wall that you just walk through and it vaporizes all the hair you want gone down to skin level.
I do not cross post across platforms. That would aid them in finding me.
November 21, 2024 at 9:20 AM
I do not cross post across platforms. That would aid them in finding me.
It's a new platform, and I don't recognize any of my mutuals from other platforms.
It's like they're different people. Almost... civilized.
It's like they're different people. Almost... civilized.
November 21, 2024 at 4:25 AM
It's a new platform, and I don't recognize any of my mutuals from other platforms.
It's like they're different people. Almost... civilized.
It's like they're different people. Almost... civilized.
How much booty is too much booty?
November 20, 2024 at 3:26 AM
How much booty is too much booty?
Follower/following parity has been restored. Order prevails once again.
November 20, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Follower/following parity has been restored. Order prevails once again.
management seems to take SPAM pretty seriously here
let's hope they're not over-zealous
let's hope they're not over-zealous
November 5, 2023 at 9:04 AM
management seems to take SPAM pretty seriously here
let's hope they're not over-zealous
let's hope they're not over-zealous
Switzerland should be disconnected from SWIFT
by participating in SWIFT, they are contributing resources and functionality to a system that is funding the supply of weapons to Ukraine
we must respect their principled neutrality by disconnecting them from SWIFT in accordance with their laws
by participating in SWIFT, they are contributing resources and functionality to a system that is funding the supply of weapons to Ukraine
we must respect their principled neutrality by disconnecting them from SWIFT in accordance with their laws
August 27, 2023 at 10:49 AM
Switzerland should be disconnected from SWIFT
by participating in SWIFT, they are contributing resources and functionality to a system that is funding the supply of weapons to Ukraine
we must respect their principled neutrality by disconnecting them from SWIFT in accordance with their laws
by participating in SWIFT, they are contributing resources and functionality to a system that is funding the supply of weapons to Ukraine
we must respect their principled neutrality by disconnecting them from SWIFT in accordance with their laws
hey hey this place is really starting to pick up
the posts are getting good enough and the variety is getting broad enough that i might actually start using the app semi-regularly
keep up the great work y'all!
the posts are getting good enough and the variety is getting broad enough that i might actually start using the app semi-regularly
keep up the great work y'all!
August 27, 2023 at 7:53 AM
hey hey this place is really starting to pick up
the posts are getting good enough and the variety is getting broad enough that i might actually start using the app semi-regularly
keep up the great work y'all!
the posts are getting good enough and the variety is getting broad enough that i might actually start using the app semi-regularly
keep up the great work y'all!
I ruthlessly maintain follower/following parity.
May 23, 2023 at 3:39 AM
I ruthlessly maintain follower/following parity.
Studiously avoiding certain cliques that I had the misfortune of entertaining on Twitter is one benefit of starting over here.
May 22, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Studiously avoiding certain cliques that I had the misfortune of entertaining on Twitter is one benefit of starting over here.
After they crown King Charles, are they gonna make him sit in the corner?
May 6, 2023 at 8:54 AM
After they crown King Charles, are they gonna make him sit in the corner?
Tossing someone's word salad is for people younger than me.
May 3, 2023 at 11:31 AM
Tossing someone's word salad is for people younger than me.
Who doesn't love to smell their own crotch sweat?
May 3, 2023 at 9:47 AM
Who doesn't love to smell their own crotch sweat?
I thought of a really solid skeet, an evolution of an old tweet, but I forgot it because I have higher priorities.
May 3, 2023 at 6:29 AM
I thought of a really solid skeet, an evolution of an old tweet, but I forgot it because I have higher priorities.
On the one hand, they're a great source of material, but on the other hand, they tend towards recycling and regurgitation, which is boring.
May 3, 2023 at 6:28 AM
On the one hand, they're a great source of material, but on the other hand, they tend towards recycling and regurgitation, which is boring.
Everyone knows that the bigger your community, the more insecure you feel.
Unless it's too small, and then you should just accept the ridicule you deserve.
Unless it's too small, and then you should just accept the ridicule you deserve.
May 2, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Everyone knows that the bigger your community, the more insecure you feel.
Unless it's too small, and then you should just accept the ridicule you deserve.
Unless it's too small, and then you should just accept the ridicule you deserve.