JP
@hyper-james.com
A slightly nerdy and super tall software geek. 🏳️🌈
Remember to wrap up warm.
It’s cold outside 🥶
It’s cold outside 🥶
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Remember to wrap up warm.
It’s cold outside 🥶
It’s cold outside 🥶
It’s not just tappy tappy that I do all day. 👨🏼💻Sometimes they let me draw squiggles and math-hieroglyphics on the white board 🤓
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It’s not just tappy tappy that I do all day. 👨🏼💻Sometimes they let me draw squiggles and math-hieroglyphics on the white board 🤓
Sometimes Apple’s own AI summaries make no sense 🤨🧐
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Sometimes Apple’s own AI summaries make no sense 🤨🧐
It’s like Christmas Eve: and I can’t sleep: I get my hair cut tomorrow 💇🏼♂️
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s like Christmas Eve: and I can’t sleep: I get my hair cut tomorrow 💇🏼♂️
Just a ‘light’ snack of half a honeydew melon 😅
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just a ‘light’ snack of half a honeydew melon 😅
Is it just me; or are car headlights nowadays brighter than the midday sun? ☀️ 🚙
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Is it just me; or are car headlights nowadays brighter than the midday sun? ☀️ 🚙
Getting to the gym when it’s cold; dark and damp outside is a struggle 😅
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Getting to the gym when it’s cold; dark and damp outside is a struggle 😅
The rain deer has had enough and is diving head first into the tree to hide 🫣
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The rain deer has had enough and is diving head first into the tree to hide 🫣
Sounds fishy is the best game
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sounds fishy is the best game
Beginning to feel slightly Christmasy ❄️
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Beginning to feel slightly Christmasy ❄️
Picked up this iconic mini Lego set at Smyths with a third off. It was actually really fun to build. Took me about 90 minutes this evening (wild Friday night lads). Loads of Easter eggs inside of it.
I love this little fella 💡
I love this little fella 💡
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Picked up this iconic mini Lego set at Smyths with a third off. It was actually really fun to build. Took me about 90 minutes this evening (wild Friday night lads). Loads of Easter eggs inside of it.
I love this little fella 💡
I love this little fella 💡
The best part about Fri-yays is finishing early - already in the gym (and it’s quiet 💪🏻)
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The best part about Fri-yays is finishing early - already in the gym (and it’s quiet 💪🏻)
Running on 5 hours sleep 🪫 which is highly dangerous for me 😴🥱
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Running on 5 hours sleep 🪫 which is highly dangerous for me 😴🥱
I wish I could speak a different language as well as I write with programming languages. I can safely say that I am ‘mostly fluent’ in at least 5 maybe 6 computer languages (ie: don’t need to lookup syntax / can adequately structure code etc).
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I wish I could speak a different language as well as I write with programming languages. I can safely say that I am ‘mostly fluent’ in at least 5 maybe 6 computer languages (ie: don’t need to lookup syntax / can adequately structure code etc).
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
Thursday is Sun-shining ☀️
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Thursday is Sun-shining ☀️
I’m the kind of guy who goes to the gym; burns a tonne of calories; and then heads home to eat this chocolatey millionaire shortbread delight. 🤪
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m the kind of guy who goes to the gym; burns a tonne of calories; and then heads home to eat this chocolatey millionaire shortbread delight. 🤪
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie – Official Trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I think it’s time to leave work before I turn into a werewolf 🐾
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think it’s time to leave work before I turn into a werewolf 🐾
Apple’s most cruel & manipulative products is the Apple Watch Stand Goal. It applies multi levels torturous black mail: “you need to stand up” whilst ignoring the 15 minute stroll I just completed. Hell, even if you exercise it still doesn’t count it as a stand minute and expects more from you. 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Apple’s most cruel & manipulative products is the Apple Watch Stand Goal. It applies multi levels torturous black mail: “you need to stand up” whilst ignoring the 15 minute stroll I just completed. Hell, even if you exercise it still doesn’t count it as a stand minute and expects more from you. 🫠
Smashed it and didn’t even try that hard… 🏃🏼
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Smashed it and didn’t even try that hard… 🏃🏼
It was so busy in the gym that a selfie wasn’t possible (it would have been a group photo). Gains are going along well. Focused on upper body today - but due to it being so busy ended up with 25mins of cardio before hitting the showers.
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It was so busy in the gym that a selfie wasn’t possible (it would have been a group photo). Gains are going along well. Focused on upper body today - but due to it being so busy ended up with 25mins of cardio before hitting the showers.
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
Anyone else think it should be Friday already?
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Anyone else think it should be Friday already?