So classified documents are for the Mar A Lago bathriom and child rape fallout strategies are for the situation room.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
So classified documents are for the Mar A Lago bathriom and child rape fallout strategies are for the situation room.
Do they realize that his whole shtick is putting a death grip on a podium and complaining?
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Do they realize that his whole shtick is putting a death grip on a podium and complaining?
You're not going to hurl a John's roast pork at 'em. Subway is a throwin' sandwich.
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You're not going to hurl a John's roast pork at 'em. Subway is a throwin' sandwich.
Is there anything more socialist in the US than our paid fire companies?
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Is there anything more socialist in the US than our paid fire companies?
A philly beef is the argument I have with my neighbor when he puts cones out on the parking spot in front of his house.
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
A philly beef is the argument I have with my neighbor when he puts cones out on the parking spot in front of his house.
The baseball chatter here last night was better than anything I used to get on his site.
November 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The baseball chatter here last night was better than anything I used to get on his site.
Perhaps he should let her know it would like totally help his career if she were a bit more christian and white.
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Perhaps he should let her know it would like totally help his career if she were a bit more christian and white.
It makes the kicker look like he's out there with his ass in the wind.
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It makes the kicker look like he's out there with his ass in the wind.
The federation has abolished capitalism. There's no money in the federation.
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The federation has abolished capitalism. There's no money in the federation.
I'm at the corner on Dyckman St. where are you?
October 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm at the corner on Dyckman St. where are you?
They get a seat at the adult table now.
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
They get a seat at the adult table now.
You think the Saudis are handing Jared a couple of billion because they like his business sense?
October 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You think the Saudis are handing Jared a couple of billion because they like his business sense?
I am intrigued by your views and probably would leave your newsletter on my desk for a few months and never get around to reading it.
October 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I am intrigued by your views and probably would leave your newsletter on my desk for a few months and never get around to reading it.
What's the difference, you're their all time best seller!
October 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What's the difference, you're their all time best seller!
Well, there are so many other elements of this modern world that are waiting for his bland unfunny send-ups.
October 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Well, there are so many other elements of this modern world that are waiting for his bland unfunny send-ups.
We tried to warn you. 🤷♂️
September 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We tried to warn you. 🤷♂️
They were 0-1-1 against those teams.
September 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
They were 0-1-1 against those teams.
From the guy who stole the club world cup trophy...
September 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
From the guy who stole the club world cup trophy...