Hynek Schlawack
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• blogger 📝, speaker 📢, and YouTuber 📺
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• 💗 Python 🐍, Go 🐹, DevOps 🔧
• Patron Saint of Shitty Air Travel ✈️💩
• works for a smol web host & domain […]
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Who’s ready for Xmas!?
(He said after working off the 1st-of-month dependabot/pre-commit GitHub PR queue.)
(He said after working off the 1st-of-month dependabot/pre-commit GitHub PR queue.)
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Who’s ready for Xmas!?
(He said after working off the 1st-of-month dependabot/pre-commit GitHub PR queue.)
(He said after working off the 1st-of-month dependabot/pre-commit GitHub PR queue.)
So I’m watching the lies, the denial, the wishful thinking, the culture war, and the economic illiteracy with fascination since I’m along for the ride either way – and I’ve got a family history of high blood pressure to watch out for.
3/3
3/3
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So I’m watching the lies, the denial, the wishful thinking, the culture war, and the economic illiteracy with fascination since I’m along for the ride either way – and I’ve got a family history of high blood pressure to watch out for.
3/3
3/3
Turns out you can end up at Denny’s even on thanksgiving (because you failed to make reservations in time)!
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Turns out you can end up at Denny’s even on thanksgiving (because you failed to make reservations in time)!
The floor is literally lava over there
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The floor is literally lava over there
TFW a volcano on your island erupts but you're stuck at 4,200m (13,800 ft) on another volcano full of space nerds. :(
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
TFW a volcano on your island erupts but you're stuck at 4,200m (13,800 ft) on another volcano full of space nerds. :(
Liquid Aloha!
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Liquid Aloha!
meine brand iz vorking 🥺
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
meine brand iz vorking 🥺
whoever is waging war on Xmas is getting their ass whipped
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
whoever is waging war on Xmas is getting their ass whipped
your bug report is very important to me; please stand by
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
your bug report is very important to me; please stand by
not my fault if enough’s enough
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
not my fault if enough’s enough
2025 was a wild ride for me. It was absolutely amazing & I’m not sure I’ll be able to top my non-YT (sorry 🙈) output but I was also permanently stressed out as fuck.
So now, after giving one of my most important speeches for some of the most important people in my life, I’m collapsing to human goo.
So now, after giving one of my most important speeches for some of the most important people in my life, I’m collapsing to human goo.
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
2025 was a wild ride for me. It was absolutely amazing & I’m not sure I’ll be able to top my non-YT (sorry 🙈) output but I was also permanently stressed out as fuck.
So now, after giving one of my most important speeches for some of the most important people in my life, I’m collapsing to human goo.
So now, after giving one of my most important speeches for some of the most important people in my life, I’m collapsing to human goo.
discord finally got their shit together 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
discord finally got their shit together 🥲
A day’s worth of work 💪
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
A day’s worth of work 💪
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
lol so in order to add any kind of 2FA to a Twitch account, I have to give them my phone number and agree to “Twitch may use your phone number to call or send text messages for informational purposes.”
How much 2FA goodwill have thirsty companies like this destroyed?
How much 2FA goodwill have thirsty companies like this destroyed?
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
lol so in order to add any kind of 2FA to a Twitch account, I have to give them my phone number and agree to “Twitch may use your phone number to call or send text messages for informational purposes.”
How much 2FA goodwill have thirsty companies like this destroyed?
How much 2FA goodwill have thirsty companies like this destroyed?
nice, looks like Docker is cooked
October 20, 2025 at 8:17 AM
nice, looks like Docker is cooked
The main reasons for me to use Safari on macOS despite being behind on web standards is integration with its iOS siblings and performance.
However: bookmark sync is unreliable and relatedly reading list is so janky too that I switched to GoodLinks. And […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
However: bookmark sync is unreliable and relatedly reading list is so janky too that I switched to GoodLinks. And […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
October 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The main reasons for me to use Safari on macOS despite being behind on web standards is integration with its iOS siblings and performance.
However: bookmark sync is unreliable and relatedly reading list is so janky too that I switched to GoodLinks. And […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
However: bookmark sync is unreliable and relatedly reading list is so janky too that I switched to GoodLinks. And […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
since I needed to occupy my brain with something silly that won’t cause an avalanche of open issues, I’ve created the best-possible social card for http://nohttps.lol
October 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
since I needed to occupy my brain with something silly that won’t cause an avalanche of open issues, I’ve created the best-possible social card for http://nohttps.lol
one more month until we can start supporting only double-digit Python versions 😍
October 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
one more month until we can start supporting only double-digit Python versions 😍
me: I can’t see British breakfast anymore; I’ll skip breakfast in the hotel and eat something nice in the lounge!
the lounge:
the lounge:
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
me: I can’t see British breakfast anymore; I’ll skip breakfast in the hotel and eat something nice in the lounge!
the lounge:
the lounge:
@williampietri there are no coincidences!
September 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
@williampietri there are no coincidences!
the perfect sticker does not exis…
September 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
the perfect sticker does not exis…
to my enormous shock, I’ve learned that a nontrivial amount of my American friends has no clue who Louis de Funès is so I guess I’ll have to plan a Clockwork-Orange-style The Wing or the Thigh watch party/intervention for next #pyconus
September 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
to my enormous shock, I’ve learned that a nontrivial amount of my American friends has no clue who Louis de Funès is so I guess I’ll have to plan a Clockwork-Orange-style The Wing or the Thigh watch party/intervention for next #pyconus