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Hyeness
@hyeness.bsky.social
Office monkey, geek, writer, and rat queen. Somehow made it past 40. Lives in Scotland with her wonderful husband and a mischief.
Doing introductions between the babies and the older boys this weekend, and managed to get the cosiest pics of Nandor ever ❤️
September 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Aleister is not impressed.
September 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hmm. Monday morning. Seems like a good time for some rat cuddles.
September 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
New babies joined the mischief this weekend! They're still too little to be introduced to our current bucks, and they don't have names yet, but I love them! ❤️
August 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
TFN begins!
August 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August.
August 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Without cheating, post your lock screen!

(This is actually a little video, so the quality is a bit naff)
July 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Yeah.
July 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I fully empathise, Nandor.
July 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Does anyone want a story about two synthetic humans doing a cultural exchange between London and Nairobi? No? Oh well, I wrote one anyway:
archiveofourown.org/works/659169...
archiveofourown.org
May 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Fruit o' clock for the boys <3
May 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Writer friends! I'm looking for some advice. I have a SUPER long story I've been working on for a long time. I've been considering posting it up as a web serial, but most sites don't seem appropriate. I'm considering a wordpress or something, but how do I drive engagement for it? Help, anyone?
May 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Oh to be a rat in a cuddle puddle.
May 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So we're having a payday pizza treat at Pizza Hut. They've run out of individual size pizzas, so we're getting a sharing pizza each at no extra cost (win!).
But... Why don't they just cut down some of the sharing size dough to make individual sizes...? They put the toppings on and cook them to order
November 29, 2024 at 7:30 PM
It's hard to believe Nandor was ever this tiny.
November 26, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Mondays are rough. Does anyone need some sleepy rats?
November 25, 2024 at 11:10 PM