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The funniest part is Elon pretending he ever cared about his kids in the first place.
March 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The funniest part is Elon pretending he ever cared about his kids in the first place.
If rather watch paint dry than baseball. But let’s go Celtics, back to back baby!
March 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If rather watch paint dry than baseball. But let’s go Celtics, back to back baby!
That mf looks like it takes a small step toward you every time you turn around
February 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
That mf looks like it takes a small step toward you every time you turn around
Trump is lookin plump.
February 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Trump is lookin plump.
Unfortunately I hate reading physical books. It’s cumbersome and I have carpal tunnel lol. Ebooks for me.
February 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Unfortunately I hate reading physical books. It’s cumbersome and I have carpal tunnel lol. Ebooks for me.
I’m sorry but grown adults still caring about this Kendrick-Drake celebrity drama in the comments is so corny. Like move on and drive your kids to school or something💀
February 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I’m sorry but grown adults still caring about this Kendrick-Drake celebrity drama in the comments is so corny. Like move on and drive your kids to school or something💀
“They’re turning the friggin frogs gay”
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking into a microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking into a microphone .
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January 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“They’re turning the friggin frogs gay”
They happily took the word of ritual liar Donald trump when he claimed to not know anything of project 2025
January 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
They happily took the word of ritual liar Donald trump when he claimed to not know anything of project 2025
December 15, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I would watch the fuck out of the two of you on a podcast
November 19, 2024 at 7:46 AM
I would watch the fuck out of the two of you on a podcast
He looks like if John Mayer melted on the road, got run over by a car several times, and then dried out.
November 18, 2024 at 3:51 AM
He looks like if John Mayer melted on the road, got run over by a car several times, and then dried out.
Stopping at maga activist is generous. He’s an all but mask off white nationalist.
November 18, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Stopping at maga activist is generous. He’s an all but mask off white nationalist.
Mitch McConnell looks Like a flabbier version of that lizard thing Randal from Monsters inc.
November 18, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Mitch McConnell looks Like a flabbier version of that lizard thing Randal from Monsters inc.
Further consolidating power in the hands of the ultra wealthy to own the libs
November 18, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Further consolidating power in the hands of the ultra wealthy to own the libs
Being a real person who posts that much like a bot is worse than being a bot. You do you though.
November 17, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Being a real person who posts that much like a bot is worse than being a bot. You do you though.
I wonder how long trump will pretend to like Elon after using him
November 17, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I wonder how long trump will pretend to like Elon after using him
You gotta do the low walk so your upper body doesn’t get cold while you make the pilgrimage to your towel
November 17, 2024 at 8:13 PM
You gotta do the low walk so your upper body doesn’t get cold while you make the pilgrimage to your towel
This is an actual bot, they comment the same thing on every post
November 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
This is an actual bot, they comment the same thing on every post
Elon is the foreign interference lol
November 17, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Elon is the foreign interference lol
Massholes stand up
November 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Massholes stand up
there's no shot tweets are called, "skeets" here. Please let that be real, that is absolutely hilarious 💀
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
there's no shot tweets are called, "skeets" here. Please let that be real, that is absolutely hilarious 💀
I wonder if they know Netanyahu actively wanted trump in office. I don’t know what exactly their access to news media info is like right now but I hope they aren’t getting their hopes up that the new administration will be better for them.
November 17, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I wonder if they know Netanyahu actively wanted trump in office. I don’t know what exactly their access to news media info is like right now but I hope they aren’t getting their hopes up that the new administration will be better for them.