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hyalotypes.bsky.social
@hyalotypes.bsky.social
You know it's been a rough year when the Muppets Christmas carol has got you crying...
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Im at work and all im thinking about is my planet zoo park... this hyperfixation is strong this time 😭
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My new hyper fixation is planet zoo and boy am I bad at it 🙈
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
After filming a makeup review:
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Im trying to make makeup content for fun and im so nervous to also expand to Instagram because family & friends will find it... but I know that's where I can get the best views 🙈😅 I'll move there only when I get the confidence... 🙈...
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Im trying to make a lesson plan for adults for my certificate but I legit have never taught them before only babies. So for practice controlled im like... do they want to play with balloons???? 😭 Do they want to play games??? Do they like songs???
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Working on a tefl after teaching English for 5 years is lowkey crazy LOL as a beginner, this could be super helpful. However, with my current experience, I feel like Billy Madison lmao
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Screaming, shitting, and pissing myself 😭 i can't believe i got a gold Mew. This is my first gold and im honestly shocked
August 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The more I get into pokemon cards and collecting the more annoyed I get seeing people ripping old ass packs and then tossing the cards to side like they are nothing 🥺
August 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Restarting X-Files in August is a tad early. But im ready for spooky season TODAY
August 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
When you come back to work after a 2 week vacation and the vibes are off 🧍‍♀️... like what happened lol...
August 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I just finished a how sims 3 wedding on the beach and im begging for my game to save 😔🙏
June 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Oh.my.god. I couldn't figure why i couldn't get sims 3 to run, and the smooth patch and ts3 launcher were removed with that update 🙄 I should have researched this a long time ago but my dumbass was like "damn... guess it's time I get a new computer" 😓 lol
June 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Living abroad is so weird because my only exposure to Engish anymore is through the internet and everybody just sounds insane now LOL
June 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I swear I spend more time setting up my save file in the sims than actually playing 😭 i gotta get all the battlepass rewards, i gotta add population, i gotta fix my mods... im i having fun or do I just enjoy management more 🙈
June 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Day me hates evening me. Day me is desperate to lose weight. But evening me can't stop herself from eating a tub of ice cream 😔
June 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I wanna update my letterboxd but the problem is I rewatch the same TV shows over and over so I can only update it once a month with a random shit ass film 🙈
June 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Now i know why tiktokers sound like that and that's because, as usual, these phones have great cameras and shit sound quality. Everyone sounds like they are yelling and its because they are 😭
June 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I love watching mid 2000s shows because every episode is me going "Aha! This person was in season 4 episode 13 of this other show!"
June 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Living in Korea means spending all my money on makeup when I should be saving 😭 but i can't resist a big sale 😢
May 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Omg im watching the first episode of monk and i totally forgot how prolific squeegee guys were back then!

Also the guy from corner gas got killed lol
May 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Being an adult sucks because I see cute ass clothes and I want to buy them but i can't!!! On weekdays, im a teacher so i gotta be be dressed like a nun. Then on weekends, im fucking exhausted so I dress like Adam Sandler.
May 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Im watching the "documentary" episode of Only Murders in the Building and it lowkey makes me miss being a film student. I love how weird and kitsch everyone and everything was 🥲
May 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Im so upset!!! I got myself starbucks as a treat and I left it on my goddamn counter and now im already halfway to work so I can't do anything about it 💀💀💀 i just wanted something nice for myself 😭 and now its melting on my counter....
May 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hiding in the bathroom is the only way to find peace
May 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM