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Hyacinthe Stripeyeen
@hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
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Ace/NB🏳️‍⚧️ | Agoraphobic | Low-energy | ⵣ
Car nerd, pengwings user, hobby photographer
Pfp by @somnusfox.bsky.social
🔞 furry, (re)skeet content not for the faint-hearted

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hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
Flat Fuck Friday?
More like Fucking Fleshy Friday!~💪 (even if it's not Friday, who cares anyway?💅)

Sweet drawing done by Clock-Face
www.furaffinity.net/user/clock-f...
Hyper musclebound Hyacinthe the striped hyena lying down flat on their stomach, groping their boulder-sized breast while looking coquettishly at viewer. They're completely naked. Ditto, except they only wear a shiny black speedo that partially covers their pumped up glutes and their no-less sizeable bulge, still folded backward.
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
How about grrrls?~
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
A car with a l6 I'd like to own
A Datsun/Nissan Fairlady 280ZX, with a glorious metallic brown and beige velours interior, and wheels with a very early 80s design
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
I'm not very confident with my clothing tastes, but saw these boots a while ago
Virón 1992 Aurora Boots, black boots with funky and thicc marbled vivid green soles. The used materials are even written on these Upper: 100% Appleskin TM Lining: 20% corn polymer; 40% recycled PES (polyethylen succinate); 10% pigmented PU (polyurethane); 30% adhesives fibres Outsole: 70% recycled rubber; 30% rubber
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
💪💪💪
October 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
I always have had a soft spot for these, especially as they're rare here in the other side of the Channel. Thanfkully saw one of these couple months ago (as well as a TF last week)
A rear 3/4 view of a British Racing Green with cream leather MG F, parked next to a sky blue pre-66 Mustang cabriolet. In the background there's a burgundy Mustang coupé of the same generation and... IS THAT A DACIA LOGAN!? Also yes it's been shot on film
October 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
Antifascistes et de vrégoches™© mais ok pour jeter les personnes vulnérables sous le bus pour faire des économies sur les soins palliatifs et le tout en faisant de la pub OKLM pour les héritiers de l'Aktion T4...

Le dégoût et l'ignonimie les plus totaux
Capture d'écran d'un blousque en 2 parties d'Elise Leboucher (eliseleboucher.bsky.social, députée LFI de la 4é circonscription de la Sarthe) 1) 🔴 Le report de l'examen des lois sur la #FinDeVie par le Sénat est un recul considérable, alors qu'il est urgent de compenser le sous-investissement historique dans les soins palliatifs, et que des personnes en fin de vie ne trouvent pas de réponse. (lien vers le site de l'ADMD) 2)Instrumentaliser la situation politique actuelle n'est pas à la hauteur des enjeux de ces lois de choix et de liberté, attendues par 90% des Français-es. Le Sénat peut et doit les maintenir à l'ordre du jour !
October 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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There were also promos of Dualshocks, can't say if the same is true other PAL PS1 games as I don't collect these but I've one of GT2 showing a lovely teal transluscent one
A scan the booklet's back of the French edition (PAL) of Gran Turismo 2, which shows a car engine (?) in the background as well as a transluscent Emerald Green Dualshock, and an in-game screenshot of replay of a '99 Mobil 1 NSX GT500 running on Seattle Circuit. Translation of the French text: Analog Controller (Dualshock) 600 cars made by 33 of the greatest automobile manufacturers in the world... ...imagine the engines purring! With the Analog Controller (Dualshock), you'll feel the difference.
September 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Sprint Blue Fiat Coupé, not my favourite colour for this car (I definitely prefer Portofino Blue) but it does suit rather well to its radical design

📷 Minolta Dynax 800si
🔭 Minolta AF 50mm f/1.7 RS
🎞 "Fujifilm" 200

#believeinfilm #filmphotography
A view of the front left fender of a Blu Sprint 462A Fiat Coupé. It has a quite dramatic design with a slash that cuts through the wheelarch and ends on the door. The wheel sports a quirky-looking 4 spokes rim, in which each spoke is off-centered and holed.
September 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
What flavor is your sona?
Amarena ice cream
September 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
Well since this is again making the rounds, I'll just bring this out and even add another one
Feeder - Polythene The artwork shows a distorted man screaming in the upper-right corner
September 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
Nope, this lingerie set isn't one size fits all but I did felt like outgrowing it anyway~

Lovely art piece by @ronandraygo.bsky.social
Hyacinthe the hyper beefy striped hyena leaning on a purple bed. They're wearing an ill-sized black lingerie set that's storn in places, which isn't upsetting Hyacinthe (quite the contrary!)
September 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
Traduction: ouin ouin ce sera de votre fautre si le RN arrive au pouvoir parce que vous faites chier en couinant comme des porcs sur la pureté militante au lieu de vous prosterner devant Saint Jonluk gneugneu Glucksmann blabla cacaprout
#TraduisonsLes
Capture d'écran d'un grocervo qui chiale qu'on critique LFI alors que c'est la vrégôche la vré de vré Quand le RN sera au pouvoir, j'en connais des gens se disant de gauche, queer friendly, qui vont chialer toutes les larmes de leur corps. Peut-être même qu'ils s'en voudront d'avoir autant bâché LFI. N'est-ce pas @nilswilcke.bsky.social ? 1/2 Vous êtes tous des suicidaires aveuglés par une idéologie de haine court-termiste. Quand on est avide d'argent et de pouvoir je peux comprendre. Mais quand on se dit de gauche et proches du mouvement LGBT+ ? Vous jouez avec le feu. Vous croyez que c'est Glucksman qui va vous sauver ?! 2/2
August 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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I've just heard that Fairphone released their 6th model some months ago, and my interest suddenly plummeted as soon as I saw they used AI-generated poo on their page.

It reaffirmed my feeling they're grifters 😒
A screenshot taken from the Fairphone 6's page (https://shop.fairphone.com/the-fairphone-gen-6-e-operating-system). " Brilliant 6,3” OLED Display See more, do more, charge less. The 120Hz LTPO OLED display brings everything to life—sharp visuals, buttery-smooth scrolling, and smart power savings with variable refresh rates. Beautiful and efficient." "Charge Less, Do More" A picture taken from a fictive racing game showing a tuned green A90 Toyota Supra that turns out to be churned out from AI. "Lasts up to 2 days." A better view of the fake racing game, a quick glance on the smudgy mess that are the tachometer on the right, the map on the left and the car's tail light and rear logo give away the fact it's been AI-generated https://shop.fairphone.com/web/image/3165354-d4f5a45d/FP6_Battery_1920x1080
August 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
Can I be real for a minute?
A striped hyena looking at viewer with a somewhat sulky face (or is it resting bitch face?)
July 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
Saw an orange one last year
An orange Talbot Sunbeam Lotus seen from 3/4 front, in a rainy day, it's on a trailer The same Sunbeam Lotus, but seen from 3/4 rear. It may be prepped for racing as there's an orange body roll that can be seen through the rear side glass. A close-up to the matte black Lotus side stripes.
July 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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POV: you're about to get your face pinned into my chest~

Sweet drawing I got from @bobertotter.bsky.social 💜
A hyper muscular white and lilac striped hyena (Hyacinthe), with long wavy plum/rose gold ombre hair, looking with a coquettish face and looming over the viewer, handing their left hand as if they were about to grab the onlooker and pushing their face into their pecboobs. Hyacinthe is only wearing an undersized bright blue undies that leaves their peen barely covered.
July 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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While I'm at it, have some more or less satisfactory macrophotography attempts

📷 Minolta Dynax 800si
🔭 Minolta AF 100mm Macro f/2.8 RS
🎞️ Kodak Portra 800

#bloomscrolling #filmphotography #macro #macrophotography #believeinfilm #filmisnotdead #grainisgood #minoltagang
A honey bee gathering pollen on a purple wall bellflower 1/750 f/4 Also a honeybee gathering pollen on wall belflowers, which are white in this instance. 1/3000 f/4 A failed attempt to capture a spider mite (which isn't focused on) on a green leaf. 1/750 f/4
June 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I'm genuinely surprised and happy this shot didn't ended up as blurry poo given I took it below 1/60th of a sec and handheld.

📷 Minolta Dynax 800si
🔭 Minolta AF 100mm Macro f/2.8 RS
🎞️ Kodak Portra 800

#filmphotography #macro
#macrophotography #believeinfilm #filmisnotdead #grainisgood #minoltagang
A macro photography of green and white moss growing on a rock, with reddish fruiting bodies atop. 1/45 f/5.6
June 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
What's your sign?
Mouais (Loire-Atlantique) French town sign with a yellow road sign atop, both against a leafy background. "Mouais" is also a word that can be translated to "mmkay" or "meh".
June 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
Macro lens test: success ✅️

📷 Minolta Dynax 800si
🔭 Minolta AF 100mm Macro f/2.8 RS (shot at f/5.6)
🎞 Cinestill 800T rated at 800iso
Shot handheld at 1/125th of a second with the built-in flash, no filtre

#filmphotography #believeinfilm #filmisnotdead #minoltagang #cinestill800t
A close-up film photograph of a pink and white flowers bouquet (which I completely forgotten which these are). The picture is focused on the vivid pink flower, a green stalk is rising on the right. In the background, there are white flowers on the upper right corner, some pink ones on the lower right. The left half is mostly flower leaves.
May 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
Wooow, finally finished the roll of 800T \o/

#filmphotography #believeinfilm #filmisnotdead #minoltagang
A Minolta Dynax 800si face down with the film compartment open. The finished Cinestill 800T and its plastic tub is on the foreground, while the then-unused Kodak Portra 800 is on the background. On the left sits a Minolta 28-105mm f/3.5-4.5 lens. All are put on a bright orange table.
May 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
Many thanks for the opportunity!
May 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
Draw me like one of your French bed-obliterating yeens~
(Even though this rococo fainting couch* is strong enough to bear my hulking frame, albeit a wee bit too small)

Very lovely sketch by @rompinpomps.bsky.social 💜💜💜

*Well it's more the viewer that is likely to swoon than I X3
A hyper musclebound and naked Hyacinthe laying, posing with a double face on a baroque chaise longue. A closer view to Hyacinthe's face, enthroned between their hyper swole pecs, biceps, traps and even neck muscles. Their looking and smiling at the viewer, with a smoochable af underlip~
April 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
hyacinthestripey.bsky.social
When did you know?
April 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM