If you are implying something about the great people of Pittsburgh I won't be a party to it. I am certain that that fewer than half of those people already had some strain of Hepatitis before eating at Chi-Chi's.

Now here's a section that you never want to have on your Wikipedia page

He's finding out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.

I'm in the every 2 years club. I should get a punch card with a free smoothie after the 10th one.

But you’ll have more oxygen near you now.

Luckily, Spain doesn’t have a history of fascism.

Watch out, stickers ruin leather.

Lotus seed moon cakes are delicious. It's a very subtle flavor and texture, not dissimilar from mashed potatoes, so you need to add a fair amount of sugar.