Huxley S. Babkins
@huxleysbabkins.bsky.social
Why was his nickname “The Prince of Darkness”? Is it because he was a good, honourable man, do we think?
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Why was his nickname “The Prince of Darkness”? Is it because he was a good, honourable man, do we think?
Exactly. He’d only resigned in disgrace twice before the Epstein Files were released. How was Starmer to know he was a complete liability, other than by observing his well-publicised misconduct in public office?
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Exactly. He’d only resigned in disgrace twice before the Epstein Files were released. How was Starmer to know he was a complete liability, other than by observing his well-publicised misconduct in public office?
European hotel porridge that looks like rice pudding and tastes of nothing. All the fibre boiled out and discarded. There’s a bin in the hotel kitchen containing 1,000% more nutritional value than the entire buffet.
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 AM
European hotel porridge that looks like rice pudding and tastes of nothing. All the fibre boiled out and discarded. There’s a bin in the hotel kitchen containing 1,000% more nutritional value than the entire buffet.
Genuine involuntary guffaw at “Reposted by Ian Dunt”.
January 20, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Genuine involuntary guffaw at “Reposted by Ian Dunt”.
They were massively rewarded after doing the same thing in 2019, without even needing to defect anywhere, why wouldn’t they have another go?
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
They were massively rewarded after doing the same thing in 2019, without even needing to defect anywhere, why wouldn’t they have another go?
Twelve months ago even suggesting that Labour had a right wing was dismissed as deranged smearing, so I guess the New Statesman saying “Blue Labour” out loud is some sort of progress.
January 10, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Twelve months ago even suggesting that Labour had a right wing was dismissed as deranged smearing, so I guess the New Statesman saying “Blue Labour” out loud is some sort of progress.
Feigned ignorance. If they were actually ignorant they might accidentally stumble upon the truth and tell people about it.
January 10, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Feigned ignorance. If they were actually ignorant they might accidentally stumble upon the truth and tell people about it.
Amazing how that headline is basically “everything’s fixed now, so all us libs can carry on using the Nazi town square without a moment’s reflection”
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Amazing how that headline is basically “everything’s fixed now, so all us libs can carry on using the Nazi town square without a moment’s reflection”
May, of course, was when the manifesto launched and most of the policies that people actually wanted went missing due to suddenly being insane, unworkable and unaffordable, and we shifted from “hope and change” to “it’s either this or another 5 years of Sunak, you ungrateful swine”.
January 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
May, of course, was when the manifesto launched and most of the policies that people actually wanted went missing due to suddenly being insane, unworkable and unaffordable, and we shifted from “hope and change” to “it’s either this or another 5 years of Sunak, you ungrateful swine”.
Because they’ve always been unserious. All they’ve ever cared about is winning power. They’ve never had any interest in actually governing, they just want the baubles and status.
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Because they’ve always been unserious. All they’ve ever cared about is winning power. They’ve never had any interest in actually governing, they just want the baubles and status.
But polling says that calling out people who gleefully talk about wanting to fuck their eight year old daughters negatively affects our chances of attracting the key daughter fucker demographic.
January 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
But polling says that calling out people who gleefully talk about wanting to fuck their eight year old daughters negatively affects our chances of attracting the key daughter fucker demographic.
If we’re doing “the voters have given him express permission for everything he ever decides to do and must be held accountable”, then perhaps we need to have a look at getting 81 million Biden voters over to The Hague to answer for their part in the levelling of Gaza.
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
If we’re doing “the voters have given him express permission for everything he ever decides to do and must be held accountable”, then perhaps we need to have a look at getting 81 million Biden voters over to The Hague to answer for their part in the levelling of Gaza.
It’s like they wish it was still 1992 and the only contact we had with them was via heavily controlled and vetted media fluff pieces. And you’d have sympathy for that, if it weren’t for the fact these idiots can’t stop shitting themselves on Twitter dot com, entirely of their own volition.
January 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
It’s like they wish it was still 1992 and the only contact we had with them was via heavily controlled and vetted media fluff pieces. And you’d have sympathy for that, if it weren’t for the fact these idiots can’t stop shitting themselves on Twitter dot com, entirely of their own volition.
Ah, yes, the broad church of the Labour Party fully represented there, from the roaring fash briefcase cranks to the people 1mm to the left of Jack Straw. A winning plan, I’m sure.
December 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ah, yes, the broad church of the Labour Party fully represented there, from the roaring fash briefcase cranks to the people 1mm to the left of Jack Straw. A winning plan, I’m sure.
In fairness, he probably is the best man for “the job”, it’s just that that it’s not the job the public thought they were electing him to do.
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
In fairness, he probably is the best man for “the job”, it’s just that that it’s not the job the public thought they were electing him to do.
Four lads living in a fire station, driving about in a Cadillac ambulance, hunting ghosts for money, working toward a society that works for the many, not the few, redhead lass in glasses manning the phones, that sort of thing.
December 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Four lads living in a fire station, driving about in a Cadillac ambulance, hunting ghosts for money, working toward a society that works for the many, not the few, redhead lass in glasses manning the phones, that sort of thing.
It’s like the Real Ghostbusters. It’s the same basic premise, but Corbyn has funny blonde hair.
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
It’s like the Real Ghostbusters. It’s the same basic premise, but Corbyn has funny blonde hair.
Lib voters: “Don’t let perfection be the enemy of better!”
Newsom: “I don’t remember saying anything about better.”
Newsom: “I don’t remember saying anything about better.”
December 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Lib voters: “Don’t let perfection be the enemy of better!”
Newsom: “I don’t remember saying anything about better.”
Newsom: “I don’t remember saying anything about better.”
But also hilarious as fuck, because they are doing all of this specifically for the approval of the media.
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
But also hilarious as fuck, because they are doing all of this specifically for the approval of the media.
They were promised non-stop toilet rapes and strapping great blokes in leotards dominating all the women’s sports, but instead it’s social media pile-ons of vulnerable people, instigated by far-right bastards.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
They were promised non-stop toilet rapes and strapping great blokes in leotards dominating all the women’s sports, but instead it’s social media pile-ons of vulnerable people, instigated by far-right bastards.
Especially enjoy the shifting timeline of stuff you can’t say any more because of woke. They’ve gone from pining after Fawlty Towers and Benny Hill, to wishing for a return to the hedonistic days of 8 Out of 10 Cats circa 2021.
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Especially enjoy the shifting timeline of stuff you can’t say any more because of woke. They’ve gone from pining after Fawlty Towers and Benny Hill, to wishing for a return to the hedonistic days of 8 Out of 10 Cats circa 2021.
Nobody outside of the big two can win an FPTP election. Except Reform and only Reform, for some reason.
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Nobody outside of the big two can win an FPTP election. Except Reform and only Reform, for some reason.
The problem with electing wreckers to run the country is that wrecking is all they can do. Even the things they say they value and cherish get smashed to fuck in the melee. They just can’t help themselves.
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The problem with electing wreckers to run the country is that wrecking is all they can do. Even the things they say they value and cherish get smashed to fuck in the melee. They just can’t help themselves.
I feel a bit sorry for them, really. Defence was the one thing that wasn’t utterly fucked by years of austerity and underinvestment, the one and only thing you could be confident would save our arses when the time came and, whoops, can you believe it, also utterly fucked.
December 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I feel a bit sorry for them, really. Defence was the one thing that wasn’t utterly fucked by years of austerity and underinvestment, the one and only thing you could be confident would save our arses when the time came and, whoops, can you believe it, also utterly fucked.
We’re now at a point where it’s not so much the tail wagging the dog, but a dropping of the illusion that there was ever a dog in the first place, let alone a tail. The wagging will continue regardless.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
We’re now at a point where it’s not so much the tail wagging the dog, but a dropping of the illusion that there was ever a dog in the first place, let alone a tail. The wagging will continue regardless.