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HuxBear
@huxbear.bsky.social
2.4K followers 4.2K following 4.1K posts
(he\him - cis)
• Edmonton, AB (YEG) 🇨🇦
• Queer 🏳️‍🌈 • Bear • Polyamorous
• Spiritual \ Witch
• First-Nations+European Canadian
• Furry
• C-PTSD\Anxiety
• Formerly "homeless"
[ PayPal.me/HuxBear ]
[ linktr.ee/huxbear ]

‼️ My NSFW alt:
‼️ @gaygrizzly.bsky.social
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huxbear.bsky.social
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.

You can call me "Candy Commando"! 😆😆😆
An orange bag of Halloween mini-bars
October 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
I can't wait to see all the sexy costumes this year! 😆😆😆
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#IMadeThis
Satirical version of a "Spirit Halloween" costume of "Sexy 'F*CK ICE' Polka Dot Lady Costume (Male)", depicting a muscular white male dressed in a skimpy polka dot outfit with blue handbag, Woman in NYC (wearing a blue, polka dot dress, blue blazer & blue handbag) flipping ICE agents the bird as they do raids
October 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
huxbear.bsky.social
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Dolly Parton from the cover of her "Rockstar" album, posed in a car with a leopard print steering wheel cover. Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) in her car from the film "Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark", posed on the leopard print seat covers.
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
Post a witch
Screenshot of a black cat (played by an animatronic puppet), "Salem (Saberhagen)" from the sitcom "Sabrina The Teenage Witch", with icing on his face & the text "Do I have any frosting on my face?"
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
The classics are memorable & forever-quotable for a reason! If you don't singsong "MAAAGICAL LIOPLEURODONNNN!!! (YAY!!!)" then we can't be friends.
Screenshot from the classic animated YouTube short, "Charlie The Unicorn" showing three unicorns & a liopleurodon in the woods, with the text "MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON \\ It has shown us the way to Candy Mountain"
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
I NEED YOUR HELP! I was just looking at my bills & realized that two of my direct debit utility bills will be coming out in the next 48 hours & my support check won't be deposited until the 28th! 😖 My bank account currently has $3.07. ANY HELP APPRECIATED!!!
(( https://linktr.ee/huxbear to help ))
I NEED YOUR HELP!!! I was just looking at my bills & budget for next month & realized that two of my "direct debit" utility bills will be coming out in the next 48 hours & my support check doesn't get deposited until the 28th! 😖😖😖 My bank account currently has $3.07. ANY HELP WOULD BE A LIFESAVER!!! (( https://linktr.ee/huxbear to help ))
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
huxbear.bsky.social
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)
Screenshot of the character "Ms. Frizzle" from the educational cartoon "The Magic School Bus"
October 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
This is my life. 😫😫😫

Found out last week that my share of my "subsidized" rent is going up almost $100.

It'll come out of what little $ I have left to pay car insurance, phone bill, internet and, well, everyf_ckingthing else (incl. food & drugstore\personal stuff). #FML
A social media post by Stan Colbert ( @StanColdbear on twitter ) Hello. We see your account is $2.13 overdrawn and we know you live paycheck to paycheck. So, we went ahead and charged you a $35 "eat shit and die" fee because fuck you, we're the bank
October 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
huxbear.bsky.social
F_ck!!! 😝 Dreading having to refill this tire every few days (from a medium-fast leak) as it gets colder & snowier... 😖😖😖 Normally I'd try the tire-seal stuff "Fix-A-Flat" first, but I was broke even before this month started. I'd ask for help but I can't handle any more snark right now... 😵
#F_ck
Inflating a flat tire...again.
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
huxbear.bsky.social
Maybe you could be the spearhead ("Lirpa-head"?) of that? Do the inktober prompts with Spock as the focus?
Screenshot of Spock (played by Leonard Nimoy) in the classic Star Trek episode "Smoke Time", holding the Vulcan weapon called the "Lirpa" -- a half-moon, dinner-plate sized curved blade attached along the flat edge to a long pole with a weighted end. The Vulcan weapon called the "Lirpa" -- a half-moon, dinner-plate sized curved blade attached along the flat edge to a long pole with a weighted end.
October 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
A fake magazine ad about how funny it is (and ok) to laugh at children falling over.
September 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
Post a female character you love.
Screenshot from the classic film "Auntie Mame" (1958) with Rosalind Russell. During a party, a woman in a black wig and an orange & black bejeweled outfit throws her arms out, to embrace the young man standing in front of her
September 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
You / Your favorite Pokemon
Photo of me, a bald, big-bearded, chubby, older, white-presenting, cis-male Santa-Biker looking dude in a dark blue t-shirt in a darkened room. Image of a chonky orange cat in a dark, wooded area holding a stick like a magical staff & wearing a blue-grey wizard's hat & a collar with a bell.
September 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Fantasy-book-looking wizard in tan hooded robes sitting at a 20th-century kitchen table, holding a staff in one hand & a foaming beverage can in the other.
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
This is how my inbox feels
Photo of a huge truck dumping a blue trash "skip" or open-topped "bin" into a landfill or garbage dump.
September 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
huxbear.bsky.social
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
Cartoon still of Gandalf the Wizard\Maiar with his epic, long flowing white beard & staff, dressed in his classic grey cloaks, from Ralph Bakshi's animated feature "The Hobbit" (1977)
September 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
huxbear.bsky.social
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
Dolly Parton in a sparkly red dress & Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) with the words "I want a movie where Dolly Parton and Elvira play estranged sisters who have to team up to fight evil together."
September 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
[Lurch voice] You rang? 🎅
😉😉😉
A shirtless big white-bearded man with glasses & a red Santa hat, looking stern, with the words "You've been VERY naughty, haven't you?"
August 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
* URGENT SUPPORT\AID POST *

Low-Fuel light came on when I was taking some samples back to the lab when they opened this morning. 😖😖😖 Gonna have to cancel & reschedule appointments until I can afford gas... #NoMoneyForGas #NoMoneyForSupplies
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[ https://linktr.ee/huxbear to help ]
Picture of a gas-guage very near empty, showing the "Low-Fuel" light on.
August 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
huxbear.bsky.social
Need help (again), y'all... 😖😖😖
[[ https://linktr.ee/huxbear ]] <-- Donation links
Totally out of drugstore supplies (Tylenol, Advil, Aleve, etc.) & need gas for doctor\lab trips. 😖😖😖
Picture of my current bank balance of 41-cents & an urgent aid\support request for folks to help if they can, at: https://linktr.ee/huxbear
August 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
huxbear.bsky.social
My favourite Dr and Companion
Cartoon screenshot of the characters "Tennessee Tuxedo" (a penguin) & his walrus pal, "Chumley"
August 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
Dang... Applied for a diet\weight-loss study (keto vs. high carb\fibre) & thought the wording meant they'd be paying for food for whichever random plan you were selected for & just got the "come in for the baseline bloodwork & paperwork" & see that they *don't* pay for food. 😭😭😭
Split image showing a heavyset male-presenting person in a brown striped shirt holding up a large platter of vegetables on one side & a picture of a plate of bacon & eggs & greens on the other side.
August 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
huxbear.bsky.social
Holy Moly! A great(!!!) deal on a mini-PC! I have this on my Amazon wishlist so I got notified of the 1-day "Prime Deal" price & figured I'd pass the info on...

(( Now, if I could only afford to get one! 😟 ))

Canada ($269.99 - 1TB SSD) : amzn.to/41dG02j

US ($149.99 - 512gb SSD) : amzn.to/4ffF7fG
The Amazon Canada webpage, showing the $269.99 mini-PC sale. I have this on my Amazon wishlist so I got notified of the 1-day "Prime Deal" price... Canada ($269.99 - 1TB SSD) : https://amzn.to/41dG02j US ($149.99 - 512gb SSD) : https://amzn.to/4ffF7fG The Amazon US webpage, showing the $149.99 mini-PC sale. I have this on my Amazon wishlist so I got notified of the 1-day "Prime Deal" price... Canada ($269.99 - 1TB SSD) : https://amzn.to/41dG02j US ($149.99 - 512gb SSD) : https://amzn.to/4ffF7fG
July 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
huxbear.bsky.social
Just watched the new "Naked Gun" comedy PSA vid & I couldn't get the thought out of my head that we aren't talking enough about how much Liam Neeson is starting to look more & more like Odo from DS9. 😬😬😬
Photo of Odo from the show "Star Trek: Deep Space 9" beside a photo of Liam Neeson from a video promoting his new "Naked Gun" film.
July 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
huxbear.bsky.social
I thought the cheating #Coldplay concert #KissCam couple (the millionaire (former) CEO & the head of HR of all things, married to other people) looked like Count Dracula & one of his Brides, caught at dawn, so I had to make this... Then I saw a pic of Count Orlok & thought that was even better. 🤣🤣🤣
2 pics, 1 of the millionaire (former) CEO of Astronomer & the head of HR, caught in the KissCam at a Coldplay concert & the other a Photoshopped image of Count Dracula & Count Orlok in a similar, "cuddling" position. A white M\F couple, cuddling, looking shocked. They are the millionaire (former) CEO of Astronomer & the head of HR, caught in the KissCam at a Coldplay concert. A Photoshopped image of Count Dracula & Count Orlok in a similar, "cuddling" position.
July 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM