Tell everyone how I got trampled by my dog or make up an elaborate backstory involving a dramatic knife fight to kick off my villain era? 🤔

Borbs 🐦❤️
(I saw these and fell in love with their oddness)

Starting a new book only to find out it’s written in third person present tense

Hah!

Speaking of FB, I have never followed this douche on any social media ever, wtf. I shouldn’t have to unfollow him!

Mr. Steal Your Girl 😍

I yoinked this from Reddit, super accurate summation

My attempt at an authentic Japanese Chicken curry (at least according to the person that made the recipe anyway!) Either way, it’s pretty yummy! And I made it with a terrible backache too

Kinda in love with these large light bulb stake lights 😍 I’m super grinch about most of Christmas but I still love pretty lights!

Sprout and his poofy tail ❤️

I crocheted this. This was supposed to be a cat pod/bed, but everything kept going wrong so now it’s a cushion…. thing 🤷‍♀️