Hewitt Huntwork
@huntwork.bsky.social
BREAKING: America's Stress Balls Starting To Wonder What The Fuck Is Going On
Old Man: Okay, just to recap... Don't get this thing wet or feed it after midnight unless you want everyone in your town to die. How old did you say your son is?
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Old Man: Okay, just to recap... Don't get this thing wet or feed it after midnight unless you want everyone in your town to die. How old did you say your son is?
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
Hoyt Axton: Teenager.
Old Man: Cool cool cool
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
The Rack Of Khan
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Rack Of Khan
Mine is healing up nicely!
October 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Mine is healing up nicely!
Credit where credit is due, he does seem to have ended the late night wars
October 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Credit where credit is due, he does seem to have ended the late night wars
Who is your favorite Jedi? Wrong answers only
September 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Who is your favorite Jedi? Wrong answers only
10/10. No notes.
September 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
10/10. No notes.
Blessed are the luchadors, for they shall inherit a smackdown
August 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Blessed are the luchadors, for they shall inherit a smackdown
I think this is one of the funniest things I've ever written but I know almost nobody knows the factoids that make it hilarious.
July 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I think this is one of the funniest things I've ever written but I know almost nobody knows the factoids that make it hilarious.
Loving this thumbnail from YouTube
June 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Loving this thumbnail from YouTube
Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only
May 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only
TRUMP: <ruins everything for the umpteenth time>
ANONYMOUS: This is your final warning...
ANONYMOUS: This is your final warning...
April 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
TRUMP: <ruins everything for the umpteenth time>
ANONYMOUS: This is your final warning...
ANONYMOUS: This is your final warning...
Gonna tell my kids this was Fleetwood Mac
March 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was Fleetwood Mac
Daniel Day-Lewis Emerges From Retirement To DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
March 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Daniel Day-Lewis Emerges From Retirement To DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
Yes but did you see this?
March 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Yes but did you see this?
This is a recent favorite of mine.
March 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is a recent favorite of mine.
OBGYN: Inside you, there are two wolves.
PROUD WOLF DAD: You hear that honey? Twins!
PROUD WOLF DAD: You hear that honey? Twins!
March 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
OBGYN: Inside you, there are two wolves.
PROUD WOLF DAD: You hear that honey? Twins!
PROUD WOLF DAD: You hear that honey? Twins!