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Wake up Huntley! Our favorite ex-store owner has finally conceded. She let everyone know she isn't going to reopen a store as everyone is being mean to her. Also,she blasted the republicans and said that they should "stick together" like Democrats, so obviously she doesn't pay attention to the news
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Wake up Huntley! Our favorite ex-store owner has finally conceded. She let everyone know she isn't going to reopen a store as everyone is being mean to her. Also,she blasted the republicans and said that they should "stick together" like Democrats, so obviously she doesn't pay attention to the news
So wait just a minute. The Huntley/Hampshire dude trying to raise outrage in a local school board (because he hates free speech), enlisted another local muckraker crazy who then moved on to trying to close a Starbucks by making up a story about them. Who are these people?? Please just go find a job
September 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
So wait just a minute. The Huntley/Hampshire dude trying to raise outrage in a local school board (because he hates free speech), enlisted another local muckraker crazy who then moved on to trying to close a Starbucks by making up a story about them. Who are these people?? Please just go find a job
The Parrot ran out of the meeting early tonight. We can only assume that she is taking a class at NIU at 8:30 and had to leave by 7 to make it because she was driving Andy's car. We are kidding of course. She doesn't actually support higher ed.
September 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The Parrot ran out of the meeting early tonight. We can only assume that she is taking a class at NIU at 8:30 and had to leave by 7 to make it because she was driving Andy's car. We are kidding of course. She doesn't actually support higher ed.
What kind of car does Bittman drive? Nobody takes an hour and a half to drive to DeKalb. Move over old man, it takes everyone else half the time. He and the Parrot spent some time bashing NIU for graduation. I can't believe they haven't recommended we have the graduation at a trade school yet
September 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What kind of car does Bittman drive? Nobody takes an hour and a half to drive to DeKalb. Move over old man, it takes everyone else half the time. He and the Parrot spent some time bashing NIU for graduation. I can't believe they haven't recommended we have the graduation at a trade school yet
We are once again coming to you live from the D158 SB meeting. The first hot button tonight seems to be about D158's graduation contract ending after 2026. Of course the Parrot immediately recommended moving to a "church" It's just not that complicated to keep church out of school, is it?
September 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We are once again coming to you live from the D158 SB meeting. The first hot button tonight seems to be about D158's graduation contract ending after 2026. Of course the Parrot immediately recommended moving to a "church" It's just not that complicated to keep church out of school, is it?
Does Bittman use Trump's speech writer? He is always so predictable. Is he hoping to run for Governor? He used the D158 meeting to sidebar and rail against Illinois instead of talking about our school district. Just another person complaining about Illinois and Chicago that won't ever actually leave
August 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Does Bittman use Trump's speech writer? He is always so predictable. Is he hoping to run for Governor? He used the D158 meeting to sidebar and rail against Illinois instead of talking about our school district. Just another person complaining about Illinois and Chicago that won't ever actually leave
There is one thing that Bittman might be learning since he is not leading the school board anymore. In the words of the great Ricky Bobby, "If you're not first, your last"
August 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
There is one thing that Bittman might be learning since he is not leading the school board anymore. In the words of the great Ricky Bobby, "If you're not first, your last"
We are off to a fun start at the D158 School Board meeting tonight. The first public comment was a woman directly admonishing Bittman for the way he behaved at the last meeting. The second comment was in support of Bobby. That last meeting is turning into a PR nightmare for Bittman and his parrot
August 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We are off to a fun start at the D158 School Board meeting tonight. The first public comment was a woman directly admonishing Bittman for the way he behaved at the last meeting. The second comment was in support of Bobby. That last meeting is turning into a PR nightmare for Bittman and his parrot
While the former Trump and Trash store owner is awaiting her next trial date this Friday for driving on a suspended license and not having her car registered, she was stopped again for the same charges on Sunday. When will some court stand up and actually do something in the name of public safety?
August 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
While the former Trump and Trash store owner is awaiting her next trial date this Friday for driving on a suspended license and not having her car registered, she was stopped again for the same charges on Sunday. When will some court stand up and actually do something in the name of public safety?
To be fair, the last time kids were saying SUS was during Covid, when Murray pulled her kids from D158 to put them in a "Christian" school so they may be a little behind on current slang. On another note, Murray thinks that Bittman is "totally tubular"
August 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
To be fair, the last time kids were saying SUS was during Covid, when Murray pulled her kids from D158 to put them in a "Christian" school so they may be a little behind on current slang. On another note, Murray thinks that Bittman is "totally tubular"
And our favorite commenter came up near the end of the meeting because she was sent up to say what Bittman told her to say. We haven't heard "the cross" speak in a while but she was clearly told to start complaining again because Team Bittman said to. You can never have enough parrots we always say
August 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
And our favorite commenter came up near the end of the meeting because she was sent up to say what Bittman told her to say. We haven't heard "the cross" speak in a while but she was clearly told to start complaining again because Team Bittman said to. You can never have enough parrots we always say
We just sent info out to the rest of the staff regarding tonight for a vote. We at HBN are officially calling for the immediate resignation of Bittman and his Parrot for the good of "All Students Always" We can't have them continue their disruption agenda which seems to be their only purpose now
August 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
We just sent info out to the rest of the staff regarding tonight for a vote. We at HBN are officially calling for the immediate resignation of Bittman and his Parrot for the good of "All Students Always" We can't have them continue their disruption agenda which seems to be their only purpose now
Bittman is calling Bobby a felon? He has a problem with felons now? Can we ask about your voting record in the last presidential election Mr Bittman? Pretty sure you voted for a felon to be POTUS. Just a hunch our team has from listening to you talk. You too Parrot...
August 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Bittman is calling Bobby a felon? He has a problem with felons now? Can we ask about your voting record in the last presidential election Mr Bittman? Pretty sure you voted for a felon to be POTUS. Just a hunch our team has from listening to you talk. You too Parrot...
Bittman has finally brought the chaos to the board meeting that he and his ol' pal New Gina always wanted and he is finally able to fully realize. We here at HBN are embarrassed to see this chaos in Huntley. Its time to talk about taking Bittman and his Parrot off the board so business can get done
August 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bittman has finally brought the chaos to the board meeting that he and his ol' pal New Gina always wanted and he is finally able to fully realize. We here at HBN are embarrassed to see this chaos in Huntley. Its time to talk about taking Bittman and his Parrot off the board so business can get done
And yes... the Parrot actually used the term "Sus" in the board meeting. No kids use that term. Wow.
August 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
And yes... the Parrot actually used the term "Sus" in the board meeting. No kids use that term. Wow.
There is only one thing SUS "As the kids say" about this board tonight. It's Lil Andy and the Parrot trying to oust a board member because they cant believe their dumb friends lost the last election. This is some Trump level shit tonight at the D158 SB meeting.
August 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
There is only one thing SUS "As the kids say" about this board tonight. It's Lil Andy and the Parrot trying to oust a board member because they cant believe their dumb friends lost the last election. This is some Trump level shit tonight at the D158 SB meeting.
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July 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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It seems like we are back to Bittman trying to justify his (and his Parrot's) voting because he is mad that they took his gavel away. Trying to dialogue with that Smith character (on New Hampshire chat sponsored by Mike's car rides or whatever) is kind of a new low. It's like blind leading the blind
July 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It seems like we are back to Bittman trying to justify his (and his Parrot's) voting because he is mad that they took his gavel away. Trying to dialogue with that Smith character (on New Hampshire chat sponsored by Mike's car rides or whatever) is kind of a new low. It's like blind leading the blind
Bittman was pretty insulting to Troy too. Clearly he has a plan to be the fly in the ointment to all of the board members until he is voted out in the next election. Obviously both he and his parrot couldn't wait to get out their attacks tonight just as they had practiced before tonight's meeting.
July 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Bittman was pretty insulting to Troy too. Clearly he has a plan to be the fly in the ointment to all of the board members until he is voted out in the next election. Obviously both he and his parrot couldn't wait to get out their attacks tonight just as they had practiced before tonight's meeting.
Lil' Andy got pretty worked up tonight at the D158SB meeting. His BDS (Bobby Derangement Syndrome) was so out of control tonight. Bittman has really spent a lot of time researching how to discredit Bobby. Not a good look for that idiot and his parrot. He owes both Bobby and Altmayer an apology.
July 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Lil' Andy got pretty worked up tonight at the D158SB meeting. His BDS (Bobby Derangement Syndrome) was so out of control tonight. Bittman has really spent a lot of time researching how to discredit Bobby. Not a good look for that idiot and his parrot. He owes both Bobby and Altmayer an apology.
How is it that no police department has been able to arrest the trump and trash lady? Today the court issued a warrant for her arrest for not showing up in court AGAIN. Surprise, she's AT HER STORE RIGHT NOW. She drives around in a vehicle with a giant dumb sign on it yet we can't seem to find her?
June 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How is it that no police department has been able to arrest the trump and trash lady? Today the court issued a warrant for her arrest for not showing up in court AGAIN. Surprise, she's AT HER STORE RIGHT NOW. She drives around in a vehicle with a giant dumb sign on it yet we can't seem to find her?
Murray, who has questioned many different RAD events in the past wanted to let everyone know that she loved the RAD Eastern European night. Huh. I wonder why she likes that one and not many of the other RAD events.
May 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Murray, who has questioned many different RAD events in the past wanted to let everyone know that she loved the RAD Eastern European night. Huh. I wonder why she likes that one and not many of the other RAD events.
The board is discussing leasing new drivers ed cars tonight. Bittman (who drives a Nissan and loves it - his words) tells the board there is a risk in leasing Nissans. Strange flex bro?
May 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The board is discussing leasing new drivers ed cars tonight. Bittman (who drives a Nissan and loves it - his words) tells the board there is a risk in leasing Nissans. Strange flex bro?
Murray asks about overnight trips for the high school. She asks if the students are separated by gender in their rooms (and then she clarifies biological gender).This lady has barely spoken in 2 years, and now she just wants to work through as many maga talking.points as she can in a meeting?
May 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Murray asks about overnight trips for the high school. She asks if the students are separated by gender in their rooms (and then she clarifies biological gender).This lady has barely spoken in 2 years, and now she just wants to work through as many maga talking.points as she can in a meeting?
Bittman cares about the taxpayers money again! And then at the same time Murray chimed in about expenditures. I guess the Grafton Township MAGA told them to question all spending going forward. Murray probably dusted off her MFL playbook. It's going to be a long 2 years with that pair of leftovers
May 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Bittman cares about the taxpayers money again! And then at the same time Murray chimed in about expenditures. I guess the Grafton Township MAGA told them to question all spending going forward. Murray probably dusted off her MFL playbook. It's going to be a long 2 years with that pair of leftovers